Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Abiding Darkness by John Aubrey Anderson

MENTAL STATUS: Relieved. Went to the endodontist yesterday and found out I do not have a cracked root. I need a little work done and a new crown, but that's much better news. :)
Whew!

Hey, all!

As a new member of Fiction in Rather Short Takes I'm proud to feature this month's author: John Aubrey Anderson and provide the first chapter of his book, Abiding Darkness, for your reading pleasure. Enjoy!

About the Book: Abiding Darkness

Abiding Darkness initially anchors itself in the relationship between two children.

Junior Washington is an eleven-year-old black child. He lives in a small cabin out on Cat Lake; his parents work for the Parker family. He’s loyal, he’s compliant beyond what would normally be expected of an eleven-year-old boy, and he’s a committed Christian.

Missy Parker, who lives on the other side of the lake, is the crown princess of the Parker family. At seven years of age she’s beautiful, wealthy, willful, and tough as a tractor tire. And—in the midst of the most defined segregation in our nation’s recent history—this little white girl and Junior Washington are best friends.

Only one thing stands between these two children and a storybook childhood . . . they are destined to encounter a faithful servant of the Author of Evil.

Abiding Darkness starts almost gently. The first sentence offers doubt, but readers may not see any real trouble surface until a few sentences later, and that’s mostly kid stuff, almost cute. From there through the second chapter readers are given a little more to think about . . . an opportunity to imagine what might happen to the children . . . especially the girl.

By the end of the second chapter intuitive readers will be taking a deep breath . . . they’re going to need the oxygen.






ABIDING DARKNESS
by
John Aubrey Anderson


Chapter One


Summers were mostly reliable.
The always followed spring. They always got hot. And they always promised twelve weeks of pleasure to the three children at Cat Lake.
The summer of ’45 lied.
^ ^ ^

The whole thing started right there by the Cat Lake bridge.
They were playing their own version of three-man baseball when Bobby knocked the ball onto the road near the end of the bridge. Junior was taller and faster, but Missy was ahead in the race to get it. Bobby and Junior were older, but Missy was tough enough to almost keep up, and the boys usually held back some so they didn’t outdo her too much.
Missy was still a few yards from the ball when it rolled to a stop near the only car in sight. A boy taller than Junior stepped from behind the far end of the car and picked up the ball; he was followed by two more boys—one younger than Missy and another almost as tall as a man.
Missy slid to a stop in the gravel and yelled, “Hurry! Throw it!” Junior jogged up behind the girl and waited.
A heavyset man in a rumpled suit was standing in the road by the driver’s door; he allowed himself a long look at the girl and whispered something to the boy with the ball.
The boy nodded at what the man said and backed toward the car. The tallest boy moved up to stand by the man.
The fat man eyed Junior, then looked up and down the deserted road before beckoning to Missy. “Why don’t you come closer, and he’ll let you have it?”
Missy ignored the man and advanced on the boy with the ball. “Give it.”
When she walked past the taller boy, he fell to his hands and knees behind her and the one with the ball shoved her over his back. When Missy hit the ground, all three boys laughed. The man grinned.

In the near distance, a foursome of well-armed witnesses—tall, bright, and invisible—stood at a portal between time and eternity and watched Bobby Parker leave home plate and sprint for the bridge.
One of the group said, It begins.
Junior Washington’s guardian answered for the remainder of the small assembly, And so it does.
The three guardians conferred quietly about the events taking place before them; the archangel watched the unfolding drama in silence. The quartet—guarded by the wisdom of the ages against restlessness—waited patiently for a precise instant in time that had been ordained before the earth was formed.

The middle kid was plenty bigger than Missy, but she came off the ground ready to take him on. When she waded in, the tall kid grabbed at her. Junior got a hand on the strap of Missy’s overalls and yanked her out of the boys’ reach. He held her back with one hand and popped the tallest kid in the nose, hard enough to knock him down.
When the boy landed in the gravel, the man started swearing. He reached into the car, jerked a mean-looking billy club from under the front seat, and turned on Junior. “Okay, Black Sambo, let’s see h—”

Bobby was short steps from the trouble, running wide open, when the archangel broke his silence. The long-awaited time is come. He pointed his bright sword at a point between Bobby and the man with the club and said, In the Name of Him who sits on the throne, and for the Lamb—go there and turn the tide of evil.

Bobby—barely slowing when he got to the confrontation—tripped over thin air and rammed the business end of the bat hard into the man’s back. The man lurched forward, stumbled over the boy Junior had knocked to the ground, and sprawled on top of him.
Knocking the man down wasn’t what he’d planned, but Bobby knew better than to back off from a pack of bullies; he was talking before the man rolled over. “You keep your hands to yourself, mister.”
The red-faced man struggled to get up, cussing and pointing the club at Bobby. “Son, when a boy hits me, he steps over the line to manhood. That means you’ll get the same beatin’ I’ll be givin’ this nigger.”
On the Parker place, Negro folks were called black or colored. For the children, transgression of that rule meant someone was going to get his mouth washed out with soap. Missy and Junior froze when the man said the forbidden word; Bobby didn’t.
When Bobby squared his stance and drew the bat back, the man rethought his position. “You better put that down, boy.”
Bobby was only twelve, but he knew serious trouble when he saw it—and he was the one holding the bat. “I reckon not.” He and Junior and Missy had made a law about standing up for each other, and these strangers had chosen to be their enemies. If the man made a threatening move, Bobby was going to swing for his head and deal with the consequences later. “You’re on Parker land, mister, an’ you best be gettin’ off.”
The baseball bat had the man stymied. Exertion and frustration soaked his collar with the sweat. “This isn’t your land; it’s a public road.”
Bobby said, “That might be, but the land on both sides of the road belongs to the Parkers—an’ that’s us.” He looked the man up and down. “You ain’t from around here, are you?”
The man’s wide mouth and thick lips were not unlike those of a bullfrog; small, widely-spaced teeth and flesh-draped eyelids contributed to a reptilian appearance. “What if I’m not?”
Bobby cracked a hard smile. “’Cause if you was from around here, folks would’ve told you not to mess with the Parker kids—that’s us, ’specially the black ’un an’ the girl.” He pointed the bat at Junior and Missy. “That’s them two.”
From within the car a woman’s voice said, “Let it go, Halbert. Don’t be getting heated up over some white trash.”
When the woman called them white trash, Missy puffed up and started for the car. Junior grabbed the strap of her overalls again. “Stay quiet, Missy.”
The girl jerked loose and glared at Junior, but she stayed where she was.
The tallest boy got in the car, holding a hand to his bloody nose. The other two weren’t ready to leave.
The man looked at the car and back at Bobby; he didn’t want to leave either, but he wasn’t going to argue with the woman. “Git in the car, boys.” His tongue came out and made a circuit over the fat lips; he let his gaze rest too long on the girl, and he spoke to her last. “You’ll get yours, Little Miss Blue Eyes. Just you remember Hal Bainbridge said so.”
The woman in the car leaned across the seat. Facial features that had been cast to portray beauty were twisted into an angry mask. “Halbert!” she snapped, “I told you to shut up and get in the car.”
The two smallest boys were the last ones to climb. The one who had pushed Missy said, “I’ll be back.”
Missy made a face.

When the Bainbridge family withdrew, a creature that had been traveling with them stayed behind.
The being that remained on the Cat Lake bridge had been working his vile mischief in the Bainbridges’ lives for years. His brief observation of Missy Parker, however, ignited a hatred that far exceeded anything he had ever felt toward Estelle Bainbridge. He petitioned his leader, the high-ranking villain who was assigned to the Bainbridges, to let him stay at Cat Lake and work his evil on the girl and those around her. The one to whom he answered hated to grant any request that might strengthen the position of a subordinate, but he hated humans more. So it was that the malevolent being stayed behind while his former superior and dozens of their kind moved away with the Bainbridges.
The spirit-being assayed his intended victim and was encouraged by what he saw. The girl was self-willed, self-centered, and self-confident—all traits that made her more susceptible to his influence. Early pieces of his plan were arranging themselves before the Bainbridges’ car was out of sight. He would recruit his own team of underlings from the demonic realm. When he and his chosen confederates were in place, he would formulate a plan to destroy the girl’s life, maybe in bits and pieces over the coming years, maybe catastrophically in a single day. There might even be a way to use the Bainbridges to help bring her to ruin. And, if the opportunity presented itself, he would do the same to the two meddlesome boys.

When the car was down the road, Bobby turned on Missy. “You can’t be startin’ fights with boys bigger’n you.”
“I didn’t start it. He did.”
Bobby watched the car. “Well, don’t be messin’ with folks like that. That man had somethin’ wrong with him, like he was mean or evil or somethin’.”
“I ain’t scared of the boogeyman.”
“I don’t mean like that. I mean grown men who stare at little girls like that—stay away from ’em.” He watched the car disappear behind a curtain of dust. “An’ if that bunch comes around here again, you head for me or Junior, you hear me?”
The girl directed her wrath at her brother. “You’re not my boss, Mr. Bobby Parker, an’ I’ll have you know I ain’t a little girl.”
Bobby was still learning that he needed to tell Missy to do exactly the opposite of what he wanted done, but he knew who carried the most influence over her. “Tell ’er, Junior.”
Junior picked up the ball and offered it to the girl. “Do like he says, Missy. A growed man that’d speak bad to a lit—to somebody not big as him has got somethin’ wrong inside ’im. That man had the devil in ’im.”
She turned her back on the ball because she wouldn’t be bribed. “Well, if a’ evil man shows up again, an’ I can’t whip ’im by myself, y’all can help.”
The boys took that as a concession and followed her back to their baseball field.
^ ^ ^

Amanda Allen Parker was the first girl born into the Parker family since the Surrender. Maybe they had spoiled her or maybe she knew she was special. Whatever the cause, “Missy” Parker was a young lady who didn’t just give orders—she laid down the law for those who drew near.
When they didn’t call her Missy, everybody on the Parker place and most people in town just referred to her as the girl. The petite picture of brown-haired Southern charm endured the company of women when she had to, but she preferred the attention of the males of her domain.

The Old Parkers and the Young Parkers lived out south of town in two nice houses set back from the west side of Cat Lake. They got good shade from a stand of oaks planted by their ancestors and the cool of a lake breeze when the wind was right.
Bobby Lee Parker ran the Parker Gin; young Bobby looked as if he had been spit out of his daddy’s mouth. Young Mrs. Parker played bridge, went to the garden club and Missionary Society, and tended her yard. Old Mr. Parker farmed ten sections of cotton land, played dominoes, drank coffee, and visited with his friends. Old Mrs. Parker, the genetic source of the girl’s spitfire personality, stayed close to home and baked things.
The Washington family—Mose, his wife Pip, Mose Junior, and little Pearl—lived across the lake from the Parkers. Their home was set back in a stand of pecan trees planted by the same hands that put down the Parkers’ oaks. Mose had been born in the cabin and inherited the house and forty acres of good sandy land from Pap, his great-granddaddy. Back behind the cabin, a full section of Old Mr. Parker’s cotton land separated Mose’s place from the trees of Eagle Nest Brake. Pip, her brother Leon, and her momma Evalina “did for” the Parkers during the week. Mose was Mr. Bobby Lee’s overseer at the gin.

When she became old enough to walk, the girl went where Old Mr. Parker went. While he drove, she stood beside him, one arm on his shoulders, the other holding on to the seat back. When he played dominoes at the pool hall, she sat on his lap. It was the men at the pool hall who had named her Missy—she and those same men called her granddaddy R. D. Trips to that establishment dimished in frequency after Pip had to switch her for “cussin’ in my kitchen.”
Once she started to Mrs. Smith’s kindergarten, Missy’s day-to-day activities became even more curtailed. She countered by playing hooky when she’d had her fill of finger painting and stories about animals made of gingham and calico and velveteen.
After the second time she got called away from her Thursday morning bridge game to hunt for the girl, Young Mrs. Parker taught Pip how to drive. For the next two years, Pip was called into town about twice a week to retrieve the girl from the pool hall. When she was captured, Missy’s complaints were drawled in a little-girl bass voice.
On her first day in first grade, the girl and the staff at the elementary school encountered the first in a series of unique obstacles. The magnitude of the initial confrontation was probably connected with the fact that Missy was on a first-name basis with most of the men in Moores Point, including both bankers and both white preachers.
Missy finally came out of her chair when the first-grade teacher persisted in calling her Amanda.
Hoot Johnson, the school’s janitor, attracted by the mounting sounds of battle, abandoned his dust mop and intervened to contribute his unsolicited—and uninhibited—opinion. The girl’s reaction to what Mr. Johnson had to say didn’t help the situation.
The teacher made a strategic blunder when she decided she would enlist the aid of the principal. The principal made the mistake of showing up, and the tension multiplied geometrically.
Someone eventually called the pool hall and let Old Mr. Parker know about the conflict.
When he got to the school, the farmer didn’t have to guess where the girl was; the war in Europe could not have been heard over the commotion coming from the first-grade classroom.
The adults in the room—a scattering of teachers, the principal, and one vocal janitor—were all yelling at the girl or each other. The other first-day first-graders—joined by two brand-new teachers who had made the mistake of coming to see what on earth the noise was all about—were all cringing in the farthest corner of the room. The girl, who seldom found it necessary to yell at anyone, especially an adult, was keeping her voice down. She was, however, employing the teacher’s chair to be at eye level with the other combatants.
There was Missy, standing in the chair, her tiny fists at her waist, leaning into the principal’s face, her Dutch boy-cut brown hair popping back and forth as her miniature bass voice cataloged the things she didn’t like about his institution. She took passing note of her granddaddy’s presence but continued with her business. She reasoned that if R. D. needed to talk to some of these folks, he was gentleman enough to wait his turn; if he needed to see her, he’d wait ’til she was finished. And wait he did. Leaning on the door frame and giving himself a manicure with his favorite Case pocketknife, the cotton farmer stood by for a break in the storm.
When a majority of the folks finally stopped to catch their breath, Old Mr. Parker put away his knife. He got everyone settled down, borrowed the teacher’s chair from the girl, and presided over the formation of a multifaceted truce.
In the future, the school’s staff would call the girl Missy; she was old enough to decide what her name was. In return, Missy would address the Truitt Elementary School’s principal as Mr. Franklin, not Jimbo, for basically the same reason. Missy would address Mr. Johnson, the school’s janitor, as Hoot because he and the girl were good friends and both preferred it that way. And, one of the teachers crouching in the corner would be released from her contract before the girl moved up to her grade level.
The last point of the truce was a little vague and never resolved to the girl’s satisfaction. It had something to do with whether she could stand on the teacher’s chair, balanced against how many adults were “raisin’ sand for no good reason” when the girl needed to make herself heard.
In the pool hall that afternoon Jimbo Franklin said, “You know somethin’? That girl ain’t always pliable, but she’s almost always fair. I musta been about a bubble offa plumb to take that teacher’s side.” The sages in the pool hall, including Hoot and R. D., nodded. They agreed with every word he said.
During the next year, the second grade had tolerated her well enough; the reciprocal wasn’t always true.
She was three feet tall in the summer of ’45, on the slender side of a pound an inch, with what Scooter Hall called “about eight ounces of eyelashes” strategically situated around midnight blue eyes.

When the sun was out, the three older children at the lake—two Parkers and one Washington—were inseparable. Junior usually deferred to white folks of all ages, and both boys required themselves to yield to most adults. The girl’s deference, however, was never offered capriciously; people of all colors and ages were evaluated on a case-by-case basis, and any recipient of her respect had earned it.
For those times when they stepped away from the rest of the world, the children—like a tiny nation—followed an often-argued tangle of laws they had fashioned for themselves.
For three months every summer, and at any other time the children were together, their respective parents—who never knew what might be coming next—waited for the “other shoe to drop.” Or as Old Mr. Parker put it, “for the next shoe to crash through the floor and take most of the house with it.”
^ ^ ^

That spring, the three had used up practically a whole Saturday morning arguing about what to name the boat.
The year before, they had procured the building materials for the vessel by tearing the siding off a dilapidated cotton house. Pip’s brother Leon, who took care of things around the Parkers’ houses, was perfectly content to cater to the girl’s every whim. Missy traded him two of Old Mr. Parker’s cigars for his help with the boat. Leon sawed the boards, helped the children nail them together into something that would almost float, and showed them how to put tar in the cracks “so it don’t leak too bad.” The finished product looked like a pauper’s coffin: roughly seven feet long, two feet wide, with two-foot sides. They swamped it so often the first month that Pip told them, “Y’all could use it for one o’ those summarines.” Missy made a new law that only one person could stand up in it at a time, and they kept slopping on tar until they got so they could stay most of the day on the lake without sinking, unless somebody broke the rule. Pip complained, “When they git outta that confounded piece o’ junk, they’re so black I can’t tell which one’s Mose Junior.” It wasn’t the kind of craft a person would want to venture out in while wearing Sunday clothes.
The argument about the christening surfaced because Bobby wanted to name the boat after his hero. Mose Junior said he thought it might be good to name it something out of the Bible, but he cared more about getting started with the painting. When it came right down to it, Missy didn’t really care what they named the dadgummed boat; she was just tired of Bobby getting his way just because he was twelve and she was seven. Bobby countered her objections by claiming they were a democracy, then bought Mose Junior’s vote with the promise that Junior could do most of the painting.
They “happened across” a can of white house paint on the top shelf of the tool shed and made a paint brush by tying a wad of pine needles together. Unraveling the boat’s actual name called for the reader to do a little traveling. The lettering was white and bold; the spelling was close. Junior’s GENRALROB worked its way down the starboard side; around the corner, the bow showed Bobby’s neatly done ERT. The arrangement of the general’s middle initial and last name on the port side was Missy’s responsibility—they came out EEEL. The craft was one of their greatest accomplishments, and they were rarely near the water without it.
Young Mrs. Parker took some snapshots of the paint-splattered trio standing by their pride and joy and gave one to Pip. The two mothers kept the cherished photographs on their dressers until the day they died and occasionally laughed together at speculations of what kind of grandchildren they would see from the mischievous threesome.
They had no way of knowing that the three little figures in the picture were never going to have children.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

To Contest or Not to Contest?

IN THE NEWS: According to the Associated Press, McDonald's has finally selected a new trans fat-free oil for its famous fries. McDonald's said the new oil is a canola-based and includes a mix of corn and soy oils. It's already being used in 1,200 restaurants.
(Hey, maybe I'll end up taking my daughter there again, then.)


Well, I'm a happy pappy. My writing progress meter actually moved forward, for once instead of moving backwards!

There's something so rewarding in seeing that little blue lava on the meter stick grow like The Blob. But then again, I'm one of those women (when I'm dieting) to get on the scale everyday even though I'm told to do it once a week.

What can I say? I like to SEE results.

So speaking of "seeing" results, I'm thinking about entering another writing contest. (I hope my hubby's not reading this!) Once you do well in a contest, it's kind of addicting. You want to do better. You feel you're close. Close to what, I don't know. I'd still rather be published. But there you go. It gets in the blood. I can see where some could become "contest junkies".

By the way, if that happens to me, please do an intervention.

Anyway, as I was doing my daily blog skimming, I came across an interesting blog of a multi-finalist/winner of many RWA contests. She had requests from editors from these contests. She was even asked for revisions to these requests.

Only to be later rejected.

The same sequence of events were listed again and again. The more I read of her good news and bad news, the more I became disillusioned. It was a bit "sobering" to say the least.

So I started to think (yes, dangerous). Is there really a point to these contests beyond making myself feel good and to put in a query letter? It seems a lot of contests winners never get published, so are these contests truly worth it? What do they really mean?

As I continue to contemplate my decision, I'd like to hear your thoughts.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Flawed Characters?

MENTAL STATUS: "Hyper-good mood". I'm still riding on the natural "fun" high of this weekend. We met up with friends and their twin girls on Saturday, had fun at a church luncheon Sunday afternoon, and had a relaxing Sunday night. I'm ready to write!


You know, it's so nice the hubby takes an interest in my writing. He really does. He was even kind enough to suggest some future "characters" to me while we were playing Barbies with out little girlie the other day.

For instance, he suggested:



As my Hero:

Water Chap ( I assume he's called water chap because he's got a watering can on his head)


And for his Heroine:




My daughter calls her Zoe. My hubby thinks she's got a bit of a Bernadette Peters from the movie The Longest Yard (with Burt Reynolds) hair thing going on. (He doesn't think that's attractive by the way) I think she needs to tone down the eye make-up too.

I told my husband I'd think about these suggestions. I'm all for flawed characters and all, but... well, you know.

Have a great Monday!

Friday, January 26, 2007

I've Been Tagged-- Reading Meme

IN THE NEWS: According to Happy News, a novel in which the entire text consisted of mobile phone text messages was published in Finland. "His messages, and the replies — roughly 1,000 altogether — are listed in chronological order in the 332-page novel written by Finnish author Hannu Luntiala. The texts are rife with grammatical errors and abbreviations commonly used in such messages. "
(Sounds... great?)


Ok. Thanks to Elle Fredrix, I've been given a chore. HA! Don't worry, I'll be spreading the "love" soon enough.

So here it is:

"After you've written the book, let your outline show how much you've gotten right. You thought deeply about all kinds of questions realted to your characters, their story, and their world, because the outline made you think about them. Now you can reap the benefit of all that effort as you let your outline tell you whether you still have work to do or if it's time to take the risk of submitting your book."

Whew! That was a long one. But it's from the closest book (and only book on my desk):
Writing a Romance Novel for Dummies by Leslie Wainger.

So now I'm tagging Debra Dennis-Mills, Chelle, and Chicki. HA! (I know) You gals are going to kill me--again.

OK here are the rules:

1. Grab the book closest to you.
2. Open to page 123, look down to the 5th sentence.
3. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog.
4. Include the title and the author’s name.
5. Tag 3 people

Have a great weekend!!

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Hot Dog! I'm one of the Wieners (I mean, Winners)

MENTAL STATUS: "Pleased as punch". Is that a southern phrase? Where did that come from? How can punch be pleased? Anyway, see below to know why.

Well, I'm not sure if I'm more pleased with the results or just because I got to use that line in my BLOG title. But back in December I found out I was a finalist in the 2006 RWA NY Love & Laughter Contest. I just checked out their website and learned I came in third place! (Hey, I was going for gold but I'll take the bronze any day.)

So that pepped me up--which is what I needed because I've been stuck with my writing. I honestly cannot go farther than page 38 on my new story for some reason. I even changed the ending to that chapter three times!!

I could really kick myself. I have no idea what my problem is. Well... that's not true. I think I know what my problem is.

Maybe it's a little FEAR.

No, not Grim Reaper fear, or that guy in the Scream mask fear. It's just that since I know more about writing now than I did with my last manuscript, I feel my writing should be much better, my story rippling with even higher conflict and better and bigger G & Ms and the whole nine yards. And I'm afraid it's not the case and I'm reverting back.

All I want to do is tell an amusing story. So I want to throw all these stupid plotting charts against the wall and just write. But I'm afraid to do that. So I'm stuck thinking... and thinking... and thinking. And we all know me thinking is dangerous.

I guess I should just write the darn thing and worry later. After all, like Nora Robert's says, "You can't edit a blank page." (I think she says that. I have to go and check my critique forum)

Have you ever gotten so caught up in plotting that it's affected your writing?

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

A Day of Firsts

IN THE NEWS: According to the Assoc. Press, "A youthful-looking sex offender who enrolled in a charter school northwest of Phoenix spent one day in the seventh grade while pretending to be a 12-year-old boy." Officials called authorities when a man posing as his grandfather presented guardianship papers and a birth certificate that looked phony. There were no signs "the man" interacted with a any kids.
(Thank Goodness!!!)


Well, I did it. Yep. I actually did it. This is a major accomplishment, according to my hubby.

What did I do?

I. Took. My. Daughter. To....



MCDONALD'S!!


Ouch! Who threw the shoe?

I'm serious here! My daughter will be five in April and I had yet--up until yesterday--to take her to McDonald's.

Well, what can I say? I'm a fast food snob as well as a POV snob. Not that I don't like fast food--I can house a pizza or Dunkin' Donuts coffee roll faster than any woman you'll ever see. But for some reason I'm just "eh" on old Mickey Dee's. (Sorry Ronald.)

Because of my snobby ways, my hubby pointed out that I was depriving our child of this "national treasure" experience. And I finally caved. So after story time at the library, my daughter and I went to lunch. She had a cheeseburger Happy Meal, but seemed more "happy" about the Littlest Pet Shop toy inside. I had a salad--pretty good, but the earth didn't move.

Oh well. At least I can relax and not worry about my daughter ending up in therapy 20 years down the line. Or at least...not for THAT reason.

Happy, Dad?

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

And the Debate Goes on...

MENTAL STATUS: "Fuzzy". That sore throat thing I had a few days ago is now in my sinus area. Went to my dentist appt. yesterday only to learn it was really for next Monday (they saw me anyway). Cannot find my portable DVD player ANYWHERE. And put too much cheese in the Stromboli I made for dinner last night and ended up with melted cheese in my oven. Do you know what that is like? Think melted and cooled candle wax. Ughh.

Well, one of my critique forums is having a bit of a discussion on the dreaded "head popping". I think the article in writing world says it perfectly.

In the article, Ann Marble gives this example (which I love):

Glancing over the top of her menu, Blythe looked Anthony in the eye. She knew he was worried that she was going to order the lobster. "The specials look nice," she said, wondering if he would notice that the featured special was lobster. He needn't have worried. What she really wanted was the buffalo wings.

I know she's going to order the lobster. He smiled, hoping she didn't realize he was nervous. Anthony realized that his menu hadn't come with the list of specials. Well, he should be safe; this place never listed lobster as one of the specials. Blythe was really beginning to annoy him. She'd told him she liked buffalo wings, but the first time they went out, she'd ordered lobster!

The waitress came by. From the moment she saw this couple, she knew she'd get a lousy tip because this man was already scowling at his date, as if afraid she would order something expensive. She tried to keep her voice cheerful as she asked, "Are you ready to order?"

Wow. Was that a classic case of head popping or what? I'm still dizzy.

Now, many authors do switch POVs in their books, and that's a worst case scenario. But you can see how annoying something like can be in just 3 paragraphs, let alone a whole chapter when it isn't done right. Take Nora Roberts. I never never ever notice her POV switches, until I go back and look for them. Then I think, Son of a gun. She's good. (But she does have quite a few books under her belt.)

I like to use the analogy of American Idol. You have this singer. She's good, but inexperienced. The judges are loving her week after week. Then she does the unthinkable. She chooses a Mariah Carey or Celine Dion song. Oh no. The judges are slapping their hands against their foreheads saying, "No, no! You're good but you're not ready to take on a song like that!" Oh pooh. Well, I think writing is kind of like that. If you're inexperienced (AKA unpublished), leave the POV switches to the professionals.

Now, sometimes, even with the experienced writer (except Nora), I find POV switching annoying. Am I becoming a POV snob? A little. Maybe. I think it's because I read too much and see such different styles that I'm gaining a preference.


There aren't any hard and fast rules on writing, and I hate to be a Nazi about them when I'm critiquing someone's work. After all, there is a time and place to experiment and find your own style and voice. But if your critique partners don't think what you're doing works, it might be back to the drawing board for you.


(Are you a POV snob too?)

Monday, January 22, 2007

Have We Met Before?

IN THE NEWS: According to the Associated Press, a Wisconsin man in town for a dart tournament apparently was goofing around Saturday morning at the Minneapolis Hyatt Regency when he crashed through a window and fell 16 stories. His most serious injury was a broken leg. (Amazing)

I have to go to the dentist in the morning. He’s an hour away (long story), so I know I'll be rushing a bit so I'm posting this early.

I wanted to tell this funny story:

I’m at the gym on Saturday morning (yes, patting myself on the back for that one). It’s not crowded. After all, it’s a very cold morning. Did I mention it was a SATURDAY morning?

Anyway, I pick my favorite treadmill. The one on the far end, right under the TV. (Totally private so no one has to know I didn’t brush my teeth yet) Now, as I step on my treadmill I notice a woman on her treadmill on the far end. No biggie.

That is, until I feel her watching me… You know that weird, awkward feeling of someone’s eyes on your EVERY SINGLE move. Now I can't even exercise because I'm so preoccupied and uncomfortable with this woman staring at me.

When I was sure she’d looked away, I glanced up. Didn’t recognize her. So now I’m thinking, Hmm, Do I have toilet paper on my sneaker? Spinach in my teeth? Is she really staring at me or is it my imagination?

I didn’t have to wait long to find out. Apparently she said she was watching me enter the gym and thought I had really pretty hair and had to say something. (Those new highlights I got before Christmas) Oh. Whew. Was that all? She had me freaked out there for a second.

But then she continues talking…

In the span of about six seconds, I found out where she’s from, where she works and the problems she’s having breastfeeding. (True story) Keep in mind, we’re about 5 or 6 treadmills apart, so she’s talking rather LOUD. Very nice woman. I could have done without everyone else in the gym then staring at me too, but again, she was a nice woman.

Now I’m very much a private quiet person—with people I don’t know. So it would take something more extraordinary than “highlights” to get me to openly stare down a person—or yell about my breasts in public. (I’m still chuckling thinking about what my facial expression must have looked like) But, hey, maybe that’s me.

Just had to share that. As my hubby often says: Sharing is caring.

Have a great Monday!

Friday, January 19, 2007

Alpha, Beta or Gamma?


MENTAL STATUS: More "blah" stuff. Sore throat is back and slight headache. This thing I have won't go away.


Well, first things first. We’ll talk about my daughter and then we’ll talk about writing...

My daughter (who’s 4) is adorable, if I must say so myself.

Example: She climbed into bed and woke me up two mornings ago by kissing me and saying (with all the seriousness of a four-year old mind), “Mommy, when I was a baby, I didn’t know I had the best mommy in the world.” My response was to laugh (because she's always saying things I least expect) and also to get tears in my eyes. She’s such a sweetie.

Check out her nails (above) from when we went to the nail salon last week. She has little flowers on her thumbs with jewels in the center. And yes. She IS spoiled.
Now for the writing talk:

I mentioned I was taking an online class entitled: “Can this Manuscript Be Saved?” We’re now at the characterization part. This is a section particularly helpful if you’ve ever had a rejection saying they hated your main character or characters. (Not helpful for me, personally, but very interesting.)

The discussion grew to "beta and alpha" heroes and their actions/reactions. Well, the author, Susan Meier, admitted she uses distinctions between the two in workshops but that when she writes she doesn’t write alpha or beta—usually a combo or maybe she starts out one way and the character evolves to another.

So I thought, “YES! Hey, me too!"

Which is funny, because I once had a critique partner say she was “worried about my alpha hero because he waffled beta”. Of course, my first thought when I’d received the critique was, “My hero’s an alpha?”

I don’t start off pigeon-holing my hero. I like to experiment, probably because I write more light-hearted stories and I think it’s funny when a tough guy finds his soft spot because of that special woman and does things "out of character". But, hey, maybe that's just me.

What kind of heroes do you usually write?


Thursday, January 18, 2007

Just a Few More Observations

IN THE NEWS: According to the Associated Press, Diana Ross will be one of the mentors to American Idol.
(Yeah, I know it's weak news but it goes with the American Idol talk below)

Well, feeling slightly better. Sore throat is still lingering, but aches are gone. And I worked really hard yesterday afternoon on a scene I'm adding to one of my manuscripts just so I could watch American Idol last night. I'm hoping to give it to Debora Dennis Mills by tomorrow for a look over--because she's got a good eye and will tell it to me straight.

So... in the meantime let's talk Idol.

Well, last night's American Idol was definitely funnier than Tuesday. Which proves two things: 1) I have a sick sense of humor, and 2) there's a lot of strange people in Seattle. (Ooops. Sorry Seattle)

Personally, I loved the brother and sister duo that auditioned. They were like the "Indian Donny and Marie". Adorable! I hope they both do well.

But there were plenty that weren't so adorable...

I have to say the one line that just cracked me up after one long, VERY brutal audition (that they really should have cut short) was "What the bloody hell was that?" Too funny.
** Now, do not try that line around the house. You need the English accent to pull something like that off. **

So as I cringed, gritted my teeth and watched people's hearts breaking before my eyes, one thought kept ringing in my ear: Why doesn't the wake up call that you can't sing happen BEFORE you audition for American Idol? WHY???? It's amazing to see how shocked people are when they don't get that yellow piece of paper.

Now some people audition for the experience and have a good attitude and do not get devastated beyond recognition. In fact, author Rhonda Stapleton shared her experience auditioning for Idol and she came out of it just fine. Click here to check out her blog article. Very interesting!

So I started thinking (yes, dangerous), IF I could sing--that's a BIG "if"--and I was going to audition for the show, I would probably sing something like Kelly Clarkson's "Breakaway" or even better, "Something So Right" by Annie Lennox.

If you were going to audition, what would you sing? (And if you say something like "Boogie Shoes" by KC and the Sunshine Band or "Mr. Roboto" by Styx, I'll know you're not serious.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Annoying Observations

MENTAL STATUS: "Blah". Woke up with a sore throat yesterday, and I feel like something is lurking in my body waiting for the perfect time to spring out and put me down for the count. It could go either way. But so far, so good.

I have about ten minutes before I take my daughter to preschool, so I'll make this short. (yeah, I know. I always say that.)

But this time I mean it!

Okay. Three annoying observations from last night:

1) A little disappointed with American Idol last night. They concentrated on showing the goofs way too much and not enough of the talented people. I actually had a headache from all the off-key singing by the end of the show. (My hats off to the judges who sit thru WAY more than what I did last night)

2) "Urban Amish" is NOT a good look.

3) I can't stand the local news. My hubby and I ended up watching the first 5 minutes of the 10 o'clock news after the show and ended up finding that funnier than American Idol. What was the kick-off story? "The temperature is dropping to 32 degrees". Oooh. Do tell. Because you see it's mid-January and we're in the North East and well... this is all so sudden. Have they completely lost their minds? The newscaster threw in the same old warnings (watch your space heaters and candles burning) and one new one (cover up your perennials slightly).

Ugh. I hope it was just a slow news day.

Have a non-annoying day. :)


Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Remembering a Good Old Day

IN THE NEWS: According to the New York Times analysis of census reports, this is probably the first time more American women (51%) are living without a husband than with one. "Several factors are driving the statistical shift. At one end of the age spectrum, women are marrying later or living with unmarried partners more often and for longer periods. At the other end, women are living longer as widows and, after a divorce, are more likely than men to delay remarriage, sometimes delighting in their newfound freedom."
(I'm not commenting on this one)

Well, speaking of husbands--or lack there of--my hubby and I are celebrating an anniversary. Of sorts.

Our "First Date" anniversary.

That's right. It was January 16, 1993, when my hubby mustered up enough nerve to call me up (someone he'd never met or saw before) and ask me out on a date. So we're celebrating by... ordering take-out? Hey, it's something. You got to do what you got to do when it's a Tuesday and you have a four-year-old.

Actually, before my daughter, we would go out to dinner. But even though things have changed we still remember the day...

We met on a blind date. My aunt lived near his mother... yada yada... I was home from college that weekend...yada yada... he called me up...yada yada... I bought a new outfit. He was so funny on the phone and had such a nice deep voice. (My hubby has a wonderful voice--he could do "radio" if he ever wanted a career change.)

How could I resist a last minute date?

He ended up taking me into Philadelphia, and we ate at the Samuel Adams Brewhouse (no longer there) and then we went to the Copa 2 (not sure if still there) for margaritas. We call it the "marathon" date because we left around 6 PM and I don't think he brought me back home until 3AM.

I remember, at the end of dinner, my husband made a joke and asked me if I wanted to keep the credit card receipt for our scrapbook. Very presumptuous. So, of course, I laughed.

But almost a year later of dating, I found out HE held on to the receipt. (I think we both kind of knew then and there) So we did end up starting a scrapbook of receipts (dinners and movies we went to), pictures, notes he'd pass to me while I was studying at the Rutgers Library and other fun things we did up until we were married. We still have the scrapbook. In fact, I'm going to get it out right now.

Do you celebrate any unique anniversaries?

Monday, January 15, 2007

Weekend TV Banter

MENTAL STATUS: Tired. Went to bed late. Late meaning... 11PM. That's very late for me. And I didn't sleep well. Kept having a dream that some guy in a Scream mask was trying to kill me. Lovely.

Okay. Since it's a holiday and I'm tired (see above), I'll just do some idle chitchat. Forgive me if I start to ramble or don't make sense. (again, see above)

As you probably know, the start of the season premiere of 24 started last night. OH. MAN. In a word, it was "intense". But the show always is, and it's the reason why it's my one of my favorites.

I have to say, I don't watch a lot of TV. Well, none. Unless you count FOX News and The Simpsons--oh and a little Extreme Makeover. **clearing throat now** But this month will be my downfall to my writing, considering American Idol also starts this week. (That topic will be for another blog, though)

Back to 24.

Jack Bauer--not looking too good but better than I would have after being tortured for two years in a Chinese prison--has finally returned to America, only to learn the reason he's back is because the President wants him to sacrifice himself so they can learn the location of a key terrorist. (I have to say, he was a real trouper about that)

Anyway, **SPOILER ALERT IF YOU DIDN'T SEE IT YET** Jack manages to escape by biting (think Hannibal Lector) into the jugular of his captor, killing him. That scene was so sick but actually did wonders for my diet. I was contemplating getting a cupcake up until that point.

I'm still not in the mood for breakfast.

Then there was a spot in the premiere where Jack is trying to hotwire a car to make his getaway, he has blood dripping down his chin (from you know what) and he's talking to the President on his cell phone trying to persuade him to stop a missile strike against the wrong terrorist. Whew! And he was only in the country like a half hour.

No doubt about it. Jack Bauer is Batman.

Now, if you step back, then step back a little more, a little more, and then a little more... the show is almost comical. But when you're watching it, you're too involved in the drama to notice something like that.

Which is why I can't wait until tonight for PART 2.

What TV shows do you like to watch?

Friday, January 12, 2007

Words that are “Lamethetic”

IN THE NEWS: According to FOX News, higher education may actually speed up mental decline when it comes to fumbling for words later in life. "Participants in the new study, all more than 70 years old, were tested up to four times between 1993 and 2000 on their ability to recall 10 common words read aloud to them. People with more education were found to have a steeper decline over the years in their ability to remember the list, according to a new study detailed in the current issue of the journal Research on Aging."
(I think it's already happening to me)


Okay, I love this. Lake Superior State University has released its annual "List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen’s English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness."

What words or phrases are ripe for the picking for banishment?

Well, here’s just a few:

TRUTHINESS
ASK YOUR DOCTOR
CHIPOTLE
GONE/WENT MISSING
AWESOME
WE'RE PREGNANT
and
COMBINED CELEBRITY NAMES: (ex. Brangelina and my personal nails-running-down-the-chalk-board favorite: “TomKat”) Critics of the media for creating those celebrity names like “Bennifer” said, “It’s annoying, idiotic and so lame and pathetic that it’s ‘lamethetic.’”

I couldn’t agree more. (And I love that "word" lamethetic.)

That article started me thinking (yes, dangerous) about overused words I use when I write. I'm sure you could pick out a few from just how I write in my blog, but since you’re too kind to point them out, I’ll do it for you.

**I love the “LY” adverbs. That’s right. I’m not prejudiced. I love them all. If it has an ly on the end, I’ve probably used it. See? I just did it again.

**I also seem to love the words: THAT, JUST, EVEN, SO, BUT and WELL. You know, a few years ago, a critique partner once told me I used the word “just” 44 times in one chapter.

Ooops.

I’ve since corrected my ways…

Do you have a word or phrase that you overuse?

(Oh, and have a non-lamethetic weekend! )

Thursday, January 11, 2007

What Really Makes a Difference?

MENTAL STATUS: Happy. :) Going to have a "girly" day with my four-year old daughter. First stop is Dunkin' Donuts--just coffee for me--then to the nail salon, then shopping. Who wouldn't be happy?

I’m going to ride a little on the coattails of Brenda Coulter’s blog topic yesterday, where she'd talked about “Book Blurbs” and what they mean to readers.

Well... I have to confess I NEVER consider a book blurb before I'm about to buy/read a book. I NEVER glance at a book blurb after I’ve read the book. I’m not even sure WHERE the book blurb is on the book.

Kidding. (The back, right?)

I'm afraid I just don't put much stock into what other authors have to say about another book. Maybe it's the cynic in me. After all, writing is a business. But I WILL consider a book if say…Romantic Times gives it four stars, it’s been on the NY Times Best Seller List, I've read a recommendation in People-- or just plain word of mouth from other readers and/or friends.

But...of course… there's been one small teeny exception to that rule—you know there’s always one—to me considering an endorsement from one author to another. And I'll tell you when...

One day back in June, I read Kristin Nelson’s blog. She told this story:

Don’t you love it when things happen out of the blue? For example, my author Ally Carter got an email from Carly Phillips (yes, that NYT Bestselling Carly). She was at the airport and needed a book. She grabbed CHEATING AT SOLITAIRE and loved it so much she had to email Ally. She even gave us a quote to use for LEARNING TO PLAY GIN promotional materials, ‘Fresh, fun and fabulous. Solitaire has never been so much fun!’”

So I thought about that (yes, dangerous). If a NYT best-selling author went out of her way to say to another she didn’t know, “Hey, your book rocked!”--well, that was good enough for me. A few days later, I bought "Cheating at Solitaire".

I wasn't disappointed.

What makes you want to read a book?

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Is there such a thing as a magic treatment for weight loss?

IN THE NEWS: According to Fox News, the Food and Drug Administration has approved a Pfizer Inc. drug to treat obesity in dogs by reducing appetite and the absorption of fat. The drug is not for human use and will carry such a warning to discourage people from using it.
(Yeah. So don't get any ideas!)

Well, I really don’t know how this happened. It was the last thing I expected. Anyone expected, really. But I think… I might have… maybe… gained a little weight.

{{{ Sigh. }}}

Okay. There’s no “thinking” about it. I know I gained weight.

It was those Christmas cookies, I tell ya! It’s all their fault! Taunting me in their crispy, sugary, buttery ways. You know, I actually ripped a hole in the knee of my “thin” jeans the other day. It probably couldn’t take the stretching in the thigh area for one more agonizing minute.

What’s a woman to do? No, no. I mean, besides scream. And I already tried that. It didn’t help. Athough I did lose 6 ounces. But I think it was mostly tonsil weight.

So… I will tell you what I'm going to do. My plan is to add the gym back into my regular morning routine. The Christmas cookies are gone—or what’s left is too stale for me to eat—so I don’t have to worry about that temptation, and as I perused The Knight agency blog, I noticed this:




Could this be the answer to my dreams? Ba-dump-dump.

**Oh, come on. You knew that joke was coming.**

Have a fat-free day!

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Can My Manuscript Be Saved?

MENTAL STATUS: Much more alert. I couldn't figure out why I was so sluggish yesterday, then I forgot I had to use decaffeinated coffee because we were out of the good stuff. I'm now drinking a REAL cup of coffee today. :)

Last night as my hubby watched the the college championship football game, I diligently worked on correcting my poor manuscript. I mentioned (I think) that I've been taking an online course, "Can this Manuscript Be Saved?" given through Earthly Charms. The author, Susan Meier, has been giving us some really wonderful tips.

I have to tell you, I thought my manuscript was a hopeless case, needed to be ripped apart and rewrote until I barely recognized it. But Susan has given me some great pointers, and I've really been able to step back and see it with fresh eyes. I think.

I hope.

So, anyway... I started to think. (Yes, dangerous). How cool is it that I'm not only able to take an online writing course from the comfort of my own home and fleece pajamas, but I have access to many websites and blogs that post wonderful writing tips—as well as other tips? (Like, did you know you could buy an evening gown on eBay? I just found that out at the Romance Divas forum. See? We do talk about other things besides books.)

Where was I?

Oh. So how did writer’s "write" before? I mean, all they had was a pencil and a notebook and absolutely NO outside information.

Well, you could say, “Hey, Jennifer, you have a computer, writing books, and have access to tons of writing information and you’re not published.”

Um, yes, you could say that. But that would just be mean. So I’ll ignore it—and post some of my favorite writing links anyway:

For Query and/or Synopsis:

Rose City Romance Writers

The Complete Nobody's Guide to Query Letters

Kathy Carmichael

Bronwyn Jameson

Overall Writing Tips:

Brenda Coulter

Rita Herron

Charlotte Dillon

Desert Rose RWA

Romance Writing Tips

Oh, BTW, Jenny Crusie and Bob Mayer are doing a FREE online workshop for the year. Click here if you want to read it.

What are your favorite writing links?

Monday, January 8, 2007

Monday Music Musings

IN THE NEWS: According to Happy News, a woman in Florida was actually saved by her bra. Someone had fired a gun into the air at an outside New Year's Eve celebration and as the .45-caliber bullet fell back to earth, the woman was struck. Her injuries may have been much more severe had it not been for her bra strap, said George Kajtsa, spokesman for the St. Petersburg Police Department.
(Wow. Eat your heart out, Victoria's Secret!)

So, it's Monday and it's raining. How do I know it's raining? I stuck my head out the window. (bad-ump-dump)

Uh, I mean, I know it's raining thanks to my handy dandy weather girl. **Scroll down the page and you'll see her cute little image on the right-hand side. I've named her, creatively enough, "weather girl".

Anyway, because it's Monday and I'm about to listen to some music, I started thinking. (Yes, dangerous) I thought about how funny music is--you know, how it has the ability to change your mood and/or create an image in your mind.

Like... whenever I hear "Rolling with the Devil" by Van Halen, I think about my mom hearing that playing in my brother's room, then her marching in there, literally ripping it off the stereo and cracking the record over her knee, shouting, "No devil music in my house!"

Good times.

Or like... when my hubby hears "Born to be Alive" by Patrick Hernandez, he thinks of the Himalaya ride at amusement parks.

Or like when I hear "Hot Hot Hot" by Buster Poindexter, I think of my brother (the same one who had the Van Halen record destroyed) leading a conga line at my wedding reception.

Or like when I hear "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats, I automatically crack up, laughing. (And sing the words. Ooops! Shhh!)

Check out this flashback of the video. (Just who are the freaky people he's dancing with anyway? And did I ever think this video was cool? I hope not. But then again, I was very young.)

Or even like... when I hear "Let the Music Play" by Shannon, I HAVE to walk out of the room or change the radio station. Eeww. It makes me think of an old boyfriend who told me how much he loved that song. **Oiy. That should have been a big clue. That, and the fact he played Dungeons and Dragons. What was I thinking?????

And lastly, whenever I hear "Rush" by Big Audio Dynamite, I think about college and how my friends and I would get all excited when the DJ played this at the Knight Club bar we would frequent.

What songs create images for you?

Friday, January 5, 2007

Friday Fun

MENTAL STATUS: A bit fried. Been working on a critique analysis for a part-time content editor position, trying to work on my own short story, trying to do my "homework" for a writing class I'm doing and trying to critique my friend's chapter. There just isn't enough time in the day.

I am busy right now. REALLY busy. Okay, really busy for someone with no job. So I'm going to "cheat" on my post today and leave you with a fun e-mail my hubby sent to me. You know, about all those e-mails you get sent to you throughout the year. (I added the last one.)

SUMMARY OF MY LAST YEAR ON THE COMPUTER:

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's Novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. (Thanks again, MOM!!)

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these > products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life!

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman-Marcus since I now have their recipe.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up the $5.00 I found dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

And last: Thanks to you, I now know that Fred Rogers was a Navy Seal and Captain Kangaroo and Lee Marvin were both war heroes at Iwo Jima. (Those two really got me) :(

Have a great weekend!

Thursday, January 4, 2007

We never get to "talk" any more

IN THE NEWS: According to the Associated Press, a license inspector for the state Department of Motor Vehicles has been charged with persuading a woman to strip off some of her clothing in exchange for passing her driver's test. Police said Kevin Chagnon was giving a road test to the woman Dec. 13. She had failed the driving test several times previously. Chagnon allegedly told the woman he would issue her a driver's license if she would take her clothes off.
Police said the woman reluctantly took off some of her clothing, but refused to take off all of it and Chagnon issued the woman a license.

(Uh, I couldn't make this up if I tried.)

Okay, since I need a little diversion on this lovely Thursday, I decided to have some fun with a "get to know" you questionaire. I know you've probably seen these a zillion times before--but hey, it's MY blog so you're just going to have to put up with it.


1) What’s your favorite song? "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again"

2) Name the top 3 favorite vacations you’ve had:
1) Atlantis (Bahamas)
2) California Wine Country (The first time)
3) New Orleans

3) Name the top 3 vacations you’d like to have:
1) England
2) Egypt (the Pyramids)
3) Rome

4) Who’s your favorite romance author? Susan Elizabeth Phillips

5) Name your top 5 all-time favorite books:
1) The Bible
2) The Color of Water by James McBride
3) In Harm's Way by Doug Stanton
4) Nobody's Baby but Mine by Susan Elizabeth Phillips
5) Shana by Kathleen Woodiwiss

6) If you were/are married, how’d you meet your husband? Blind date

7) What’s your favorite food and/or beverage to have when writing or working? Coffee and a bagel with lox cream cheese

8) If you had your choice, name the top 3 agents you would want to represent you.
1) Kristin Nelson
2) Steve Axelrod
3) Vivian Beck (who has my stuff right now!)


9) Harrison Ford, Colin Firth, Denzel Washington, Patrick Dempsey, Keifer Sutherland, or Jamie Foxx? (Pick only one, ladies) Easy. Colin Firth.

10) LAST QUESTION (a la Barbara Walters to Katherine Hepburn): If you could be a tree, what kind of tree would you be? Crapemyrtle. WHY? Because they're just so pretty.

Wow. That was lame.

Oh well, now I must torture my writing friends... Debra Dennis-Mills is on my hit list, as well as Chicki Brown , Angela Jefferson and Erin Patrick. Because if I'm not writing right now, nobody else can either! Muwahahahah (evil laugh again)

Try to have a non-lame day.

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Getting in the Mood

MENTAL STATUS: Slightly concerned. I kept my daughter home from school because she's congested, coughing and an all around mess. But at least, there's no fever. Whew!

Okay. This is a short post, since I'm really trying to be good and write today.

My topic is for all my writer friends. (Permission to stop reading if you aren't)

Did you ever read something you wrote and know it needed an emotional charge (or were TOLD it needs an emotional charge by a critique partner, in my case), but you’re unsure where to begin?

Oh. Good. Well, welcome to my world.

As I sat, staring at one of the scenes I had written a few months ago, I was reminded of an article back in the RWA magazine that had talked about improving your writing skills. One of the recommendations by the author was to read.

Huh. What an enlightening moment.

But, actually, that advice is so true. I don’t think there’s anything better to get in you in the mood to write than to read a good book—or even a bad book! HA!

What’s weird is I personally like to read something totally away from what I normally write to get me in the mood. I love writing romantic comedy type stuff, but I recently needed to step far far away from my happy-cloud- la-la world and begin writing the black moment part of my story.

So, I read a few chapters of Michael Connolly’s The Poet. Uh, believe me, not a funny book. In fact, I found it dark and in some spots a little depressing—but in a good way! (Actually, it’s one of my favorite Michael Connolly books) After reading those few chapters, I was left kind of sad. The perfect mood I needed to write something… well... sad. (We'll see what my critique partners think, though)

Do you have any special inspirations you use when writing?

Tuesday, January 2, 2007

Final Day of Procrastination

IN THE NEWS: According to the Associated Press, Colorado couple Jim and Mary Walker are selling snow on eBay. Starting bids were holding steady Friday at 99 cents for samples from "Blizzard I and Blizzard II."
(Now this really made me laugh)

Well, no New Year's resolutions for me. Nope. Nada. But I do plan to get back into the swing of writing. Starting... tomorrow.

I'm not procrastinating more. Honest! It's just that tomorrow my daughter goes back to school, so I thought it would be the perfect time to "get to know" my characters again. But in the meantime, I've started an online writing class and will do quite a few critiques today to keep myself out of trouble.

I'm also in the throes of playing with my daughter. Kidding. I love playing with my daughter. And I've promised her as soon I finished this post, we would play "Snow White".

Here's a glimpse of what my hubby did with my daughter yesterday: The Polly Pockets Pageant


I was the judge. The kitten in the yellow dress with the purple fluffy things won. (She was obviously the fanciest) Runner up was the turtle in the purple wig.

Did I mention I can't wait to start writing again?

Monday, January 1, 2007

My Two Seconds of "Fame"

MENTAL STATUS: Peppy and alert! Alas, I fell asleep on the couch last night around 8:30 PM watching Seinfeld reruns and woke up about 12:01 AM. So I missed the actual "arrival" of the new year, but I am now one well rested mommy.

There's nothing like starting the new year in a fun way. The good bloggers at World Magazine were having a contest for suggestions for a New Year's blog post. My idea for the "Top Ten Things I Learned in 2006" was one of the ten picked!

That's my two seconds of fame.

*** cue the crickets chirping **

Well, it's something.

Of course, the things I learned in 2006 can't hold a candle to the wonderful comments posted over there on their site. So check it out on the World Magazine Blog. (I'm referred to as WMB blogger Jennifer and I am about ten down from the start of the post.)

God Bless and Happy New Year!