Friday, April 27, 2007

TGIF: Funny Sayings

MENTAL STATUS: "Excited". Going away this weekend to Annapolis, MD with the family! Yay! Visiting good friends--who enjoy sushi just as much as we do. LOL!

Anyhew, since it's Friday (and we all know how much I look forward to Fridays), I've got some funny sayings/thoughts from my favorite local newspaper columnist, Joe Gilbert. He listed quite a number of lines in the Sentinel, but I'm listing just a few of them here for your Friday viewing pleasure.

** Borrow money from pessimists... they don't expect it back.

** All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

**The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

**Why do psychics have to ask your name?

**Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm

**What happens when you get scared to death twice?

**My mechanic told me, I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

**To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

**The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard.


(HA! The psycho kinesis one is my personal favorite)

Have a great weekend!

6 comments:

Elle Fredrix said...

:o) These are great, but I gotta tell ya, my stomach and brain are still twitching from the sushi comment! You just HAD to slip that in there, didn't you??

Debora Dennis-Mills said...

this is just what I needed this morning - thanks for posting it!

Chicki said...

Loved those! You have a great weekend too.

Chelle Sandell said...

I second Debora. I needed a good laugh and knew just where to turn! *hugs* Have a great time this weekend. Eat some dead fish for me.

Anonymous said...

These are funny! The one about scared to death might be "What happens when you get scared 'HALF' to death twice?" But still funny!

Funny Sayings said...

Very funny. Thanks for brightening up my day.