Thursday, May 3, 2007

Thursday Thirteen #3

Technically, this isn't about me. It's about my hubby. I found it interesting enough to blog about it anyway. And he gave me the thumbs-up, so without further ado here are...
Thirteen Women I'm Very Surprised to Learn My Husband Does NOT Find Attractive

1…. Jennifer Lopez. **Guh? I would have stepped over my own mother to look like she did the night she sang on American Idol. Is he nuts or what?

2... Pamela Lee (Anderson). **Ok. He said she was too fake looking, and I would have to agree. But still.

3... Nicole Kidman. **Huh? He especially thinks her curly hair is unattractive. What??
She's tall and gorgeous! A little pale, but nothing a little time in the sun wouldn't cure.

4... Paris Hilton. **No. Take out the rich-spoiled-little-girl personality part and you still have a pretty woman. But he disagreed with me.

5... Lisa Kudrow. ** What? Okay, maybe she wasn't the prettiest "friend" on Friends, but I still think she had her moments. According to my hubby, there were no moments.

6... Gwenyth Paltrow. **I'm sorry. This one I just cannot believe, but he assured me he does not find her attractive. I don't get him at all.

7... Snow White. **Apparently for my hubby, cartoon drawings are not out of the realm of unattractiveness. Snow White--or rather "Hag White" as he calls her--would be the last Disney Princess on his so-called date list.

8... Sarah Jessica Parker. **Hmmm... maybe I'm not that surprised about that one.

9... Alyssa Milano. **I could be wrong, but it might have been the super short haircut that did him in.

10... Tori Spelling. **He was on the fence about her, but a recent picture--with an extra 100 pounds or so--sent her straight on this list.

11... Salma Hayek. **I'm beginning to see my hubby has an aversion to Spanish women--which is lucky for me and my Polish/Lithuania heritage.

12... Uma Thurman. ** Actually, he didn't give me a real reason for putting Uma here. Just an average "Eh" feeling towards her.

13...Angelina Jolie. **Shocked? I was. That's why I left her for last. Unattractive?? Let's see...the hair, the eyes, those LIPS, the body... what could be MORE attractive? But again, the hubby disagreed and thinks Brad was a fool for leaving poor Jen.

Well, that's it. I don't know if I should be happy or worried.

25 comments:

Gina Ardito said...

Angelina! Jeez, even I'd go after her! I guess that means he loves you most of all, though, right?

Rhonda Stapleton said...

Yeah, I'm surprised about Angelina, as well. The others, maybe I can see...some guys have different tastes. But everyone loves Ms. Jolie...LOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

My husband has very similar tastes to your husband. However, he does like Salma Hayek. I was a little surprised when mine said he didn't like Angelina Jolie. I asked why and he said "Don't like trout lips."

Great list. Will you post the 13 he does like? My spouse likes Kate Winslet and Catherine Zeta Jones.

Grace Draven

Tempest Knight said...

He doesn't like Pamela Anderson?! Wow...! He's the first. I've never met a man who doesn't like her before. Heh!

Elle Fredrix said...

I think Paris is just plain creepy looking, and Tori looks like some kind of mutated guppy!

Chicki said...

This got me thinking because my husband won't talk about who he does and doesn't find attractive. The only way I know is by watching his reactions. And believe me, I notice when his head turns or his eyes follow some cutie at the mall. Of course he swears he wasn't looking! Men...

Crystal Jordan said...

Well, I'd be a little surprised if a cartoon character revved his engine. No Snow White.

Jennifer Shirk said...

LOL!

Well, I guess I just spoil him for other women!

But I have to say I would be worried--SLIGHTLY worried--if Sarah Michelle Gellar showed up at our door. LOL!!

Crystal: I don't know. I think he has the hots for Sleeping Beauty. He was really on the hunt for her when we were in Disney. LOL!

Emma Sinclair said...

Hmmm, not too surprising I don't think (my hubby doesn't really find Angelina Jolie attractive either, which I suppose is really good for me since I look absolutely nothing like her).

I've never met a guy who didn't think Alyssa Milano was hot though.

And hubster has a friend that totally lusts over Ariel (from the Little Mermaid).

Gwen said...

My Mister is the same....they only one I have ever caught him ogling was Sandra Bullock.
Angelina-doesn't like her lips
Nicole-scary like Skelator
I doubt he knows who Paris even is.

Jenifer Bianco said...

I agree with your husband on every one except Alyssa Milano. I don't find Angelina to be that attractive. I find her quite odd. Your hubby has good taste. :)

Jenna Bayley-Burke said...

My husband has said he'd leave us for Angeline Jolie. That doesn't surpise me.

I know Tori would be on this list for Hubba Bubba. I watch Tori&Dean and he always says she looks like a horse.

Heather said...

I guess a few of these names are surprising, but as someone else said, people have different tastes.

Bernadette Gardner and Jennifer Colgan said...

With the exception of Alyssa I'd have to agree with him. I wouldn't put any of these women on a most beautiful list.

Robin L. Rotham said...

My husband's not so picky -- I have absolutely no doubt he would do every woman on this list. Even Snow White.

Jennifer McK said...

The only woman my husband ogled was Jessica Simpson in the Dukes of Hazard video. And even then, he made fun of her brains. Or lack there of.
Although he did suggest a Wonder Woman outfit. Maybe I should worry about her?
Oh he did mention he had a thing for Lindsey Wagner when he was young. LOL.
I think I'm safe.

shelley said...

My hubby doesn't think much of Angelina either. And Paris Hilton -I don't think even the money would be an inducement.

she said...

Now I'm intrigued. When the hubby gets home I'm going to have to conduct a similar experiment to find out whether or not these women would make his "attracted to" list.

Rashenbo said...

Hehehe, Yeah, I'm surprised by Angelina too. My husband certainly admires her when her movies flit by on the tv... he doesn't like uma thurman or salma hayek...

Anonymous said...

My hubby thinks there's beauty in every woman. He's never dissed a female in my presence. Halle Berry is a goddess in human form, according to him. I think so too!

Merc

Chelle Sandell said...

My hubby likes Faith Hill. He said I'm a fluffy version...guess thats good huh?! What ever! He just said it cause he thought I would be flattered and he could stare at her! But he digs Sandra Bullock cause she's a guys girl...not girly.

Kissa Starling said...

I have to agree with your hubby on most of those. Real, down to earth women are most attractive to my hubby too. Good thing I am one of those!

MIchelle (MG) said...

I'm pretty much in agreement with your dh too. The blondes are either unreal (boobs or otherwise) or way too skinny (a pregnant Tori spelling with crooked boobs notwithstanding) and the brunettes a little to hoochy coochie or just weird (Angelina Jolie, anyone.

I think Jennifer Aniston would be on my dh's list, she seems pretty real.

Priya said...

OH WOW! I am impressed hey! The hubby seems very sweet. Now I am tempted to ask my SO what he thinks over those women...wait I already know he is gaga over Angelina and Selma. Oh well...

Annalee Blysse said...

I think Pamela Lee Anderson is fake too. Then again, Paris Hilton doesn't look fake enough. She needs some extra flesh to round out the knobs.