Thursday Thirteen #10

I needed a "pick-me-up" after my dental surgery yesterday. So here's Thirteen Funny Quotes ! ******************************************* 1…. "I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize" Steven Wright 2...."I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"" Jay Leno 3...."I was a bank teller. That was a great job. I was bringing home $450,000 a week." Joel Lindley 4...."I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn’t want to go, because I’ve put on like a hundred pounds." Wendy Liebman 5...."Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you." Ray Romano 6...."Having a male gynecologist is like going to an auto mechanic who doesn’t own a car." Carrie Snow 7...."There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." Steve Martin. 8...."We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." Robin Williams. 9...."Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac." George Carlin. 10... "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." Rodney Dangerfield. 11.... "I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically." Steven Wright 12...."Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made." George Burns 13...."I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV." Tracy Smith ************DID YOU SMILE?? Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1. Elle Fredrix 2. Cassandra 3. Annalee Blysse 4. R.G. Alexander 5. Babe King 6. Gina Ardito 7. Tempest Knight 8. Jennifer McKenzie 9. Crystal Jordan 10. Jennifer Colgan & Bernadette Gardner 11. Elizabeth Parker 12. Rhonda Stapleton 13. Paige Tyler 14. Robin L. Rotham 15. Heather 16. Kate Willoughby 17. Ava Rose Johnson 18. Kissa Starling 19. Amelia June 20. Shelley Munro 21. Lyric 22. Debbie Mumford 23. Diana Castilleja 24. Adelle

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