Friday, June 12, 2009

Five Funnies for Friday

MENTAL STATUS: "Goofy". I'm going to be working nonstop today, so I have to get out the sillies now while I can. :)

My local newspaper has a great column by Joe Gilbert called "The Spindrift". He always has some fun postings in it. The hubby and I shared a few good chuckles over some of the puns he posted this week, so I thought I'd share.

Here are my five favorites:

1) I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2) When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, UCLA!

3) A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulting in linoleum blown apart.

4) The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

5) Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off? He's all right now.

They still crack me up!

Okay. Tell my you didn't at least SMILE. :)

Now it's back to business.

Have a great weekend!

14 comments:

Chicki said...

LOL! Enjoy your weekend too. I'm going to my grandson's nursery school graduation tomorrow, but that's it. Will try to get some writing done over the weekend.

Jessica said...

LOL I had to read the first one three times. Then I smiled. Very funny. :-)

Wendy said...

Now, you're talking my language!
Nice. Had to read #3 several times, but was quite proud of myself when I "got" it.

Have a great weekend!
~ Wendy

CD Yates said...

Linoleum blown apart. ROTFL. Thanks, Jennifer. I needed that.Happy working!

Kristen Painter said...

Yeah, the French one got me too.

PatriciaW said...

Still working on the French one (feel free to email me someone!) but these are just the kind of corny jokes I like. Passing them on...

Cindy said...

That DID make me smile. Thanks for sharing!

Chelle Sandell said...

ROTFL! Too funny. I told my teenager and he called us dorks for laughing. :) Patricia...Napolean Bonaparte (sp?)

Sierra Donovan said...

Jennifer,

I love 'em!

Valerie Everhart said...

I laughed-not just smiled. I hadn't heard those. You are so close to getting to say 'the end'!

And I do like the look of your blog.
I wonder if people look at your picture on your blog and think you are on the cover of The Role of a Lifetime. You look alike.

T. Anne said...

Ha, Ha cute! I live in L.A. but alas I am a Trojan... ;)

Sierra Donovan said...

I tried "Linoleum Blownapart" on my husband. He said, "Our floor in tile."

I said, "In France, they only have linoleum."

Terri Tiffany said...

LOL Ok-made me smile!

Shelley Munro said...

I hope you had a fun weekend. I grinned most at #1 & 4