I Don't Get It--Part 2

IN THE NEWS: According to World Magazine, "A Russian police officer will spend months in prison after court found him guilty of ordering someone to call in a bomb threat to a Russian airport. He wanted to prevent his boss' friends from being stranded for being late. Witnesses say the parties involved had been drinking alcohol."
(I wonder if he'll lose his job too.)

Well, I had settled in to watch American Idol last night with great enthusiasm. After all, Gwen Stefani (a favorite of mine) was on and they were doing Pop songs.

I believe things were going great until #4--Sanjaya--came out in seven-ponytailed fauxhawk. Need I say more?

What were you thinking? Are you so confident you're just not trying anymore?

I don't get it. At all.

Honestly, his vocals are...ok, but come on. I think people vote just to see how he's going to wear his hair each week--which I admit it somewhat amusing, but its losing its charm. So, I voted until 9:20p.m. last night making sure every other contestant got at least 3 or 4 more votes, so Sanjaya would not be ahead.

Do I have problems? Yes. But we've already established that a while ago.

I suppose I could have worse problems--like this woman. Unfortunately, Sanjaya is not affecting my appetite one bit. Too bad. Everybody could use a little slimming for the upcoming summer. But at this rate, she could be starving for quite an unhealthy time period.

For her sake, let's hope my voting plan worked.

Did you vote?