Thursday, March 19, 2009

Fatty-fat-fatty

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I went to go visit my mom yesterday to try to fix her printer (with no luck). That's when she dropped a bomb on me. Not even a bomb. The bomb.

She told me was I was fat. Well, ok, to be fair, she did not tell me I was fat, but she did tell me in no uncertain terms that I was getting fat. So, basically I will be fat. FAT! A fatso. A fatty-fat-fatty.

She's absolutely right, but still...

Is tact a dying art or something?

The funny thing is I don't think my eating habits have really changed. There are no Christmas cookies in the house. Except...well, I did just come back from vacation. And it's still winter. I'm always heavier in the winter time.

Thank goodness I have a body sculpting class tonight. I really need it!

9 comments:

Chicki said...

As much as you exercise? How can you be fat? Give me a break You may have put on a few pounds, but you're not FAT!

Kristen Painter said...

I have a feeling you're fat the way I'm fat, which is that we don't look truly fat, but naked we know we have spots we need to work on.

And mothers are mothers. They get to say stuff like that because of all the hours they spent in labor.

Debora Dennis said...

Holy celery sticks batman! You are NOT fat and if you're considered fat I might as well toss out scale cause I'd be way off the charts!

You look great! :)

Patricia W. said...

Pretty much what they said.

It's your mother. A delightful woman, I'm sure. But you know how mothers can be...

Isn't it funny that no matter how old we get, we still react to what our mothers say, even if we know better?

Kate Karyus Quinn said...

Please, no way are you fat. Not even a little bit.

MsSnarkyPants said...

OMG! You're not fat! Even if you've put on a few pounds there is no way you're fat! Now me on the other hand...I'm fat. So let's put this into prospective here! Working out is always good for you though! Have fun at your class!

Jessica said...

LOL Moms do this to their kids. Why, I have no clue. Sigh. From your pic you don't even look close to fat. Maybe she was just mad 'cause you couldn't fix her printer. *snicker*

Stephanie said...

I wish I was as fat as you, Jennifer!!!

Chelle Sandell said...

I had to back back and see what the fat fuss was about...do we need to have a fat smackdown?! I wish I was your kinda fat;))