Friday, February 8, 2013

Pick Up Lines, Giveaways, Hops, and the kitchen sink

Happy Friday!

This February, get Entangled in Love!
With Valentine’s day coming up, February is certainly the season of love and romance. To celebrate, Entangled Publishing is hosting a blog hop and with almost 50 authors participating, this is your chance to win a lot of amazing prizes varying from ARCs, books, chocolates, giftcards and whatnot!
The hop runs from February 8th to 15th, so make sure you visit all these authors’ sites that week! You definitely don’t want to miss these giveaways!
Click here to check out what the other authors are giving away during the Entangled In Love blog hop!
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Don't have a Valentine for Valentine's Day? FEAR NOT!
Since my publisher is hosting a blog hop now (see above), I thought this would be THE perfect time to give to you my personal FAVORITE pick-up lines. Maybe it will help you out.
 
Mostly likely not

I liked these because I laughed when I read them. And if a guy wasn't serious, but using one of these to make me laugh, then these lines WOULD actually work.

(I must be easy)

Anyhew, here we go:

            TOP 5 FAVORITE VALENTINE'S DAY PICK-UP LINES

1)(guy) Hey baby, how much does a polar bear weigh?"
   (girl) "I don't know."
   (guy)"Neither do I, but it broke the ice."

2)"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."

3)"I lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"

4) "Your name must be milk. Because you're doing my body good."

5) "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

LOL! See? I MUST be easy. :-)


PS: #4 has been used for real by a buddy of my husband's. It got mixed results. :D

GIVEAWAY:
For this HOP, I will be giving away an ebook copy of my romantic comedy A Little Bit Cupid.
This contest will end Feb 15th and the winner will be notified Feb 16th.
**To enter, your email must be in with your comment below.**




Has a pick-up line ever worked on you?
Have you heard any good ones? Or...cheesy ones?

44 comments:

Shelley Munro said...

When I was quite young I worked in a bank as a teller. One day I was wearing a V-necked T-shirt with a Fruit of the Loom motif on the front. A guy said to me, "I don't know about fruit of the loom, but you're certainly pick of the bunch."
I gaped at him in horror and couldn't count his money fast enough so I could get rid of him!

His pick up line didn't work!!

Laura Marcella said...

Those are great! #3 made me laugh!

Jennifer Shirk said...

Shelley: that is hilarious! Yeah, a little creepy but hilarious!

Jemi Fraser said...

Those are completely awesome!! I'd laugh too :)

I've been married for more than a couple of decades now, so I don't remember any of the lines! :)

L. Diane Wolfe said...

I still remember the line from the movie Fletch, said by Chevy Chase - Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.

Carolyn V said...

Love the pick up lines! Made me laugh! I haven't heard any good ones in a while. (Are there any good ones?) ;)

Sue said...

Hilarious!! I actually had a guy use one on me and I giggled.

Sue said...

Forgot my email: farmygirl at hotmail dot com
for the above comment :)

CJ Kennedy said...

Those started my day with a smile.

Jill Kemerer said...

Sooo funny! I love that your hubby's buddy used the milk line with mixed results!

I married my high-school sweetheart, so I haven't had many lines. They probably all would have worked, though. I've always liked meeting people! Terrible, aren't I?

Wendy Paine Miller said...

Polar bear one made me laugh. I happen to really like those crazy cold guys.
~ Wendy

Susan Fields said...

Number three made me laugh - love it!

Linda Kage said...

LOVE the pick up lines!

I read "Catch A Mate" by Gena Showalter, and she quoted pick up lines before the beginning of each chapter in that story. It fit the book perfectly, and they were hilarious. The entire book was fun, actually. I think it was her only non-paranormal she ever wrote, but it was one of my favorites.

Hope you have a great Valentine!

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Jessica R. Patch said...

Hilarious! I lover the one about milk. Someone used the line, "Hey are you from Tennesee, because you're the only ten I see."

Her reply, "It's Memphis, dumb @*@, so yeah, I'm from Tennessee." LOL

LadySaotome said...

I've always thought #5 was pretty funny. My bro-in-law used to love telling us this pick-up line: "Hey baby, what's your sign? Leo? Roar, baby, roar." - cracked us up, it's so silly!

LadySaotome said...

Oh - forgot my email - kawaii dot katers at gmail dot com

Margaret Literary Chanteuse said...

A great smile or humor will get my attention before any pick up line would. Thanks for the giveaway! Happy Valentines!

Margaret
singitm(at)hotmail(dot)com

Christine Jensen said...

not a real line, but my hubby did ask if he could take a number to dance with me at a young singles dance where we met...

kissyjensen at gmail dot com

Eva said...

I don't think so but I did meet my boyfriend at a concert -- just striking up conversation in line :)

booksconsidered[at]gmail[dot]com

Tessa said...

not really. They haven't worked on me at least.
tessa (dot) bamberg (at) kolumbus (dot) fi

Kati R said...

Pick up lines are always fun They've never worked on me but the cheesiest and always classic ones are:

"Do you have any [insert ethnicity here] in you?" If you say no.. "Well, would you like to?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Could you're only the ten I see."

"Did it hurt?" Y'all know where I'm going with this one...

Thanks for the giveaway Jennifer!


romancingrakes{at}gmailDOTcom

Jessica Lemmon said...

You're name must be Milk?! Ohmygoodness! HAHAHA! None have ever been used on me, but if a guy had the right approach, I think I'd let him talk to me no matter what stupid thing he said. (I mean, they all are clueless, aren't they?)

;-D

Linda G. said...

LOL! I love those lines! Especially the polar bear one. Tee-hee.

laurie said...

Shelley: that is hilarious! Yeah, a little creepy but hilarious!

parisfan_ca@yahoo.com

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veRONIca said...

I loved #4. Some guy said a super cheesy pickup line to me once (can't remember what it was now) and I just burst out laughing. So I don't know how often they work but I guess they do get the conversation going



xo_veronica16[at]hotmail[dot]com

Tressa said...

Those pick up lines cracked me up! I especially love the last one. :)
Thanks for the giveaway!

tressa dot sherman at hotmail dot com

susanmp said...

Don't really remember any pick up lines told to me (they must have been totally forgetable).

susanmplatt AT hotmail DOT com

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

Good pick-up lines. Humor would definitely break the ice with me, unless it has a sleazy undertone. As best as I can remember...I mean, it's been a looooong time...

Mary Preston said...

I wish I had a line to add, but these are fabulous thank you.

marypres(AT)gmail(DOT)com

Lily Anne said...

I have fairly long hair and have been told how nice my hair smells, and what do I usually use on it. lol
Love the ones you have! Thank you for the giveaway! wvpamb at gmail dot com

*yadkny* said...

A cheesy pick-up line has not been used on me personally... yet:) But I have heard those in your top 5.

yadkny@hotmail.com

Denice Mae Cordero said...

I love the second one

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' together."

So cute!!! Thank you for this chance!!!

Gloxina_Keya (at) yahoo (dot) com

Nas said...

Hilarious pick up lines! I once had one where I was told I'm the ripest mangoe on the tree! Lol! It didn't work!

Debora Dennis said...

What a hoot. #5 would probably work on me (I must be easy too!)

Sandra Cox said...

Great lines. Love the first one:)

Christine Merritt said...

I bring art into the K-8 classrooms and had an 8th grader say this to me... "Hey, Miss Merritt I'm not allowed to say that you are hot cause I went to the principals office last time - but I am thinking it!

When I recovered enough to pick my jaw up off the floor I laughed until my eyes watered. I sure didn't want to bust him and get him sent to the principal's office...

Amy said...

I love cheesy pick up lines. They are so funny!! The worst one ever used on me was at a bar. The guy told be he wished her were my beer bottle so my lips would be all over him. I was like "Who says that?" Totally creepy!!
booklovingme AT gmail DOT com

Froggy said...

Too funny!!

Thanks for the chance to win!
Froggy
froggarita@gmail.com

Meghan said...

Thanks for the giveaway! It looks like a really good booK!

mestith at gmail dot com

Adila Sblog said...

Thanks for the giveaway,

Adila (from Azerbaijan)
adilasblog(at)gmail(dot)com

kara said...

Although pick up lines don't work on me, my friends and I like to come up with the cheesiest ones.. such as, if I told you I liked your body, would you hold it against me? (; and tell each other them! Thanks for the chance to win your book! I really want to read it!

read4food@yahoo.com

Shadow said...

No, they dont work. They do give me a chuckle tho! Thank you for the awesome hop and giveaway!!! :)
shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com