Friday, March 30, 2007

Eeek! Turn out the light!!

IN THE NEWS: According to FOX News, "According to a report in the U.K. Daily Mail, one out of three women just say "no" to their birthday suit if their partner is in the room. One third of females think they are too fat to be naked around a husband or boyfriend.
According to the survey of 3,500 women for bathroom equipment company SHUC,
http://shuc.com, the bathroom is one of the most contentious spaces for exposure. One quarter of women reported they do not even go into the bathroom if their partner is already in it.
The bedroom suffers as well, with one in 10 women making sure the lights are out before disrobing in front of their other half.
The self-conscious behavior is not limited to the home either. Seventy-nine percent of women admitted to reservations about showering or changing in front of other women in a locker room."


Actually, I thought this article was so interesting, I had to expand on it.

WHY? Why do women have such body issues?

I've known about these differences long before this article though. My hubby comes home from the gym frequently with "stories" of his locker room experiences--which of course are always entertaining. Like how men (BIG, red haired, Paul Bunyan type men) will shave in the locker room...totally naked. Just free and easy, not a care in the world. Do men HAVE to do this? Why not shave in your boxers? I assured my hubby I would NEVER see a woman in front of the sink, washing her face in her underwear, let alone completely naked.

I find this fascinating. My hubby has told me the men that he "sees" at the gym do not have bodies that are worth flaunting either. So I asked my husband, "Why? Why do men have to do that?" He just shrugged and said, "Because men are messed up."

Yeah, well, I already knew that.

Or maybe it's just that women tend to be more judgemental and critical and men aren't hung up on attaining a perfect body image. I don't know.

But this kind of psychological difference doesn't just extend to public. Are we secretly worried our husband's will run out screaming and file for divorce if we change clothes with the lights on and they suddenly realize we DON'T look like Pamela Lee? It makes me laugh.

What do you think? For better or for flab, or are you self-conscious of your body?

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Who are you and What are you doing on page 60?

MENTAL STATUS: "Anxious." Trying to do a lot today to get things ready for my daughter's birthday parties (that's right TWO parties) this weekend. I need food. Having the little girl party Saturday and the family over on Sunday. Yikes.

I, too, watched the results of American Idol last night, so let's not even go there. We all know how I feel.

Let's talk writing instead. Oh joy.

I'm starting another ROUGH chapter and I kind of know what I want to happen but it's not really working out. I've been racking my head trying to figure out why and all I have now is a headache.

Kidding.

Well, actually I do have a little nagging one, but it's always there when I'm constantly thinking. My brain apparently doesn't like being used for long periods at a time. But I don't think I have a handle on my characters.

Oops. Oh well. There. I said it. I don't have a handle on my characters.

Who are they and why are they there? I don't know what's really driving them to do what they're doing. Sure I did the GMC handouts before I started and I thought I understood their motivations, but I still don't feel as if I KNOW them. Oh, and I think their motivations are changing on me, too. Wah!

I'm toying with the idea of a character interview sheet now. Ugh! More work. I thought that could be avoided. We'll see. Going to go through what I have so far and see what makes sense and what doesn't.

Do you do anything special to get to know your characters better or do you just write and see what happens?

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

I Don't Get It--Part 2

IN THE NEWS: According to World Magazine, "A Russian police officer will spend months in prison after court found him guilty of ordering someone to call in a bomb threat to a Russian airport. He wanted to prevent his boss' friends from being stranded for being late. Witnesses say the parties involved had been drinking alcohol."
(I wonder if he'll lose his job too.)

Well, I had settled in to watch American Idol last night with great enthusiasm. After all, Gwen Stefani (a favorite of mine) was on and they were doing Pop songs.

I believe things were going great until #4--Sanjaya--came out in seven-ponytailed fauxhawk. Need I say more?

What were you thinking? Are you so confident you're just not trying anymore?

I don't get it. At all.

Honestly, his vocals are...ok, but come on. I think people vote just to see how he's going to wear his hair each week--which I admit it somewhat amusing, but its losing its charm. So, I voted until 9:20p.m. last night making sure every other contestant got at least 3 or 4 more votes, so Sanjaya would not be ahead.

Do I have problems? Yes. But we've already established that a while ago.

I suppose I could have worse problems--like this woman. Unfortunately, Sanjaya is not affecting my appetite one bit. Too bad. Everybody could use a little slimming for the upcoming summer. But at this rate, she could be starving for quite an unhealthy time period.

For her sake, let's hope my voting plan worked.

Did you vote?

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

I Don't Get It

MENTAL STATUS: "Frustrated". Thought all this tooth business was behind me. Had a dentist appointment yesterday to remove stitches, then he breaks the news that I need to go to my regular dentist today to get a denture thingy put in so my teeth don't shift while I'm waiting for the bones to heal so I can get my implant in 6 months. Ugh!

Anyhew, the hubby and I rented a movie this past weekend. Hollywoodland.

Heard of it? Yeah, me either, but it sounded kind of cool: A down-on-his luck detective investigating the "suicide" of actor George Reeves who played the TV version of Superman.

I suppose the movie had its moments--due largely to the great acting. But somewhere in the middle and then spiraling toward the end, I kept thinking "What's the point of all this?" The detective keeps finding clues that lead you to believe it could have been murder, but then nothing really comes of it. And the whole time the detective is doing his investigation, you see parts of his rotten life.

To make matters worse, there was no HEA. Not even some sort of mediocre closure. I need closure. Give me SOMETHING! As the credits were rolling I kept looking for the "just kidding" sign and more of the movie to come.

Alas, there was no sign. It really was the end.

This movie would probably make a great discussion piece for one of those elective art classes you needed during college. Then you could analyze to your hearts content if there was a parallel life going on between the dead actor and the detective. But for entertainment purposes, I just didn't get it. I want to be told the story. I don't want to have to try to figure it out.

Do you like movies that make you work?

Monday, March 26, 2007

Best Day Ever

IN THE NEWS: According to the Press of Atlantic City, "Next Tuesday night's American Idol will run a little long, not that you'll necessarily notice, but long enough so that "Dancing with the Stars" will feel it. Fox announced Thursday that next week's Tuesday performance show, featuring the Top 10 and guest mentoring from Gwen Stefani, will go from 8 p.m. until 9:07 p.m."
( I laughed when I read this. AI gets away with anything they want.)

Well, according to my daughter, our day at the circus this Saturday was "the best day ever".
Isn't that sweet?

We had great seats. (Very close) The weather held out, too. (It was supposed to rain, but the sun came out instead) And even though we were a tad late (thanks to Grandmom--long story), the whole experience was VERY fun--oh, except the$7 popcorn and the $15 snow cone. Grrr. They weren't fun. But I suppose they all go along with the whole circus experience.

Here's a little taste of what you all missed:


If you like a lot of crazy stuff going on at once--then you would loved the show. I needed a nap when we got home because of looking in so many places at once for two hours.
Acrobats doing some funky pyramid

I posted this pic of the elephants because Ringling Brothers assured the audience they have a lovely Asian elephant conservation in Florida where all these elephants live and retire. I feel less guilty now.

"Bello" the head clown on one of those big rotating thingy-dingys.
More acrobat stuff.



The Human Cannonball (VERY cool!!) They said they shot out at over 60 m/h.

All the acrobats were AMAZING. With my fear of heights, I had my hand over my mouth for most of the show, thinking about how I was going to explain an ugly accident to my daughter's fragile psyche. But I'm happy to report everyone stayed safe and there wasn't one tiger attack either.
(Although I wouldn't have blamed those tigers if they did attack. They did NOT look happy.)
Anyhew, after the circus we all went for sloppy hamburgers and more water ice.
So I guess when you end on a note like that, it HAD to be one of the best days ever.
What did you do this weekend?

Friday, March 23, 2007

Family Fun

MENTAL STATUS: "Excited". Wow. Friday already? Where do the days go? Got a stellar day planned tomorrow. (See below.)

Even though I don't work, I love Fridays. Come to think of it, when I did work I actually hated Fridays. Probably because I ended up working most of them and if I was working Friday, that meant I was working the whole weekend.

But I digress...

Anyhew, Fridays are now good. Our little one goes to a church program tonight and then the hubby and I have "date night". Sometimes we go out. Sometimes we stay home and cook together. Not sure what we're doing tonight, but I don't care. I love doing both!

Then Saturday we're taking the little one to the circus!

That's right. The circus! (Unfortunately, I think I'm more excited than she is).

I barely remember when I was young and went to the circus the first time. But I had fun. I think. I'm pretty sure. I guess. Maybe.

Oh well. It doesn't matter. Looking forward to seeing if it really is the "greatest show on earth". I'll let you know on Monday.

Have a great weekend!

Thursday, March 22, 2007

Playing "Hooky"

IN THE NEWS: According to World Magazine, "Officials for the Vermont Department of Fish and Wildlife forced one Vermont home to give up its 125 pound pet alligator because, as an expert noted, gigantic reptiles aren't the kind of things people need to keep in their basement. 'They don't warm up to people. They don't become friendly. They don't make good pets.'"
(Uh, you think?)

So anyhew, I stopped by Rachel Vater's blog the other day. Oooh! Was I glad I did. That woman had some really neat ideas on creating the perfect "hook" for a story.

Normally, I don't think about hooks. But since I'm thinking--thinking, mind you--about writing a more mainstream book, I thought I should do some research.

Check it out. She said this:

"But coming up with a hook is not rocket science. Figure out what hooks YOU. What do YOU find compelling? Keep a list of plot elements that raised your eyebrows. Keep a list of things that cracked you up or amazed you. And keep your eyes open as you go about living your life. An interesting news article can spark a situation in your mind: What would happen if...? Jot it down. Mull it over. See if it still has you excited a week later. Build more layers into it. Escalate the tension. Block off obvious plot choice solutions for your characters so they have to be more inventive in how they solve their problems or gather clues or escape from the bad guys. Read the back jacket of books. Spend a few hours in your bookstore browsing books in your genre and really pay attention to the ones that hook you and ask yourself why. (Don't just THINK about doing this... go out there and do your field research.) Read opening pages to the ones that hook you. They probably have a zinger opening too. Figure out why that opening page also hooks you (or doesn't.) Ask yourself what it makes you feel and how the writer got you to feel it. Then write it down: "

So (taking her advice) I went to the library with my little one yesterday and went through several book jackets that looked interesting--as well as some that didn't look interesting--trying to figure out what my thought process was when I decided to read a book.

And you know what? I think I confused myself, because I have quite an eclectic taste in books.

Hmmm. So... maybe my character--the one with the really cool career now--can help her brooding forensic scientist boyfriend solve muder crimes by day and then go shoe shopping and vampire hunting with her catty superhero girlfriends at night.

What do say?

I think I may be on to something.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Pardon My Mouth

MENTAL STATUS: "Groovy." I am virtually tooth pain free. Hallelujah!

Yes, I'm feeling great. But... I did something. I don't know, maybe it was the medication I was on. I just wasn't thinking. But yesterday, I, uh, made a big mistake in my marriage.

I think everyone grew closer to the computer screen with that announcement. LOL!
But yes, it's true. This is what I did:

I. (Accidentally, mind you.) Used. His. Toothbrush.

Yes! Someone call the cops!

Well, you'd think with the way he'd acted, I actually had committed a felony. Sheesh. It was an accident! And you know, it's not exactly like we kiss with our noses, here. And it was an accident!!

Okay. Now maybe with all the teeth problems I've been having lately, he wouldn't want me using his toothbrush and could justly be angry, but he even had the nerve to throw it out and get a new toothbrush.

Couldn't he have just soaked the old one in peroxide or something? Did it have to be THAT drastic? I only brushed one side of my mouth. And it was an accident!!

Me? I wouldn't care--just don't make a habit out of it. I know it's not hygienically sound, after all.

I guess you never know what really grosses out a person. Strangely enough, what grosses me out is that the hubby drinks water from our bathroom sink. Yes, I won't drink water from the bathroom sink, not with all the cleansers I use and the toilet flushing here and there going on.
I'll brush my teeth with that water, but I won't actually swallow the water.

See? That's the difference.

My hubby argues that it's all pipes, but I just can't do it. It makes me ill just thinking about it. Huh. Funny how you think you know a person you've been married to for twelve years then all of a sudden...surprise!

What really grosses you out?

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Second Time's the Charm?

IN THE NEWS: According to HappyNews.com, "The YouTube Web site announced Monday that it will hold the first YouTube Video Awards to recognize the best-user created videos of 2006. The nominees, picked by YouTube, are compiled in a gallery at www.youtube.com/YTAwards. YouTube community members can vote on their favorites beginning Monday and concluding on Friday. The winners, as chosen by the community, will be announced March 25.
According to comScore Media Metrix, YouTube attracted 133.5 million visitors worldwide in January."
(Wow, and I'm one of them)


Well, the problem tooth was pulled yesterday and it seems the pain on the other side of my mouth might just be a minor gum infection. Yay!!

But I have to lay off the Cheetos for a day. Boo!!

The tooth my dentist extracted was cracked. He suspected it, but wasn't completely sure. When he finally got it out, he was very excited and couldn't wait to stick it under my nose and show me. I have to admit it WAS pretty cool. (If you like seeing a tooth covered in blood, infected by bacteria with a fracture running through half of it.) To each his own, I guess.

Anyhew, I'm so excited about all the great book recommendations I received yesterday. I literally cannot wait to dive into them. I really needed something new and different to read. So, THANK YOU!

After such a horrible experience with this new book I tried, I vowed to all my friends on my critique forum that I would not read another book by this author. But--maybe through guilt-- I started to think (always dangerous). Had I gone too far?

I don't know. Should I give this author another chance? If I were published, I would want somebody else to give me another chance and read another one of my stories.

I have to admit, I tend to give the bigger named authors more than one chance. I did not care for my very first stand alone Jenny Crusie book.

Huh? Yep. I thought the middle sagged. And her tone was a bit...shall we say bitter?

What? Yep, you heard me. I didn't care for it at all. But I decided to read another one of hers because I figured she had to be popular for SOME reason. And you know what? I really enjoyed the second one. The light suddenly dawned and I understood why she was so good at what she did. So the second book payed off, which made me think I should try another book by this author before I completely write her off. Hmm....

What about you?
Does an author get blacklisted with you, or do you give them another shot?

Monday, March 19, 2007

Dull as Dishwater

MENTAL STATUS: "Nervous". Was in a lot of pain on Friday, so I called the dentist and scheduled an appointment today. You would think these toothaches would be good for my diet. Nope. Even with pain on both sides of my mouth, I still manged to stuff Cheetos in my mouth and eat them with my two front teeth.
I wonder if he's going to pull the tooth early...

Besides the whole toothache thing I had going, I had a really nice weekend. I went to a baby shower (always uplifting), watched a movie with the hubby and read a book.

Well, I should really say I tried to read a book. Yes, I really tried. I gave up on it a little more than 3/4 of the way through. Is that wrong? Well, considering there was hardly any conflict in it, I say it was oh-so-right. This book was DULL. Painfully dull. Dull as dishwater dull.

DULL, I TELL YOU!!!

I felt like I was reading a Brady Bunch romance--which is ironic since the movie the hubby and I watched was The Brady Bunch Movie. Weird. But the problem was this book wasn't the least bit funny--or even romantic for that matter.

Here's the recap of the romance:
Boy and girl have cute meet. Boy asks girl on date. Girl easily says yes. Boy says let's go out again since we both like each other. Girl says sorry too busy with work. Boy disappointed, so manages to invade her work place. Girl and boy happy. They date the whole time she's working.

Ok, at this point I started to sweat because there was only about 25 or 30 pages left and I didn't see a big finale coming up on the horizon.

Where was the conflict??????? So rather than ruin my weekend further, I gave up on it. I'm very happy to report, I haven't read a book this boring in a LONG time.

I need a good read to cleanse the palate now. Something funny or uplifting would be nice, but I'd settle for something that was written with a point.

Any suggestions?

Friday, March 16, 2007

Cool Careers

MENTAL STATUS: "Tired". Ever since we moved the clocks ahead, I haven't been able to fall asleep at my usual time (10PM). Maybe it's my tooth? I don't know but I'm tossing and turning until well after midnight every night, which is SO not me.

I'm going to try to do some writing this morning while the little girlie is at preschool. I'm almost finished the chapter I've been working on, except I can't end it for some reason. My main characters won't stop talking. I keep trying to get my heroine to walk away--get out of the room--ANYTHING--so they can end their discussion. Nothing has worked. **sigh**

So I've decided to look away and toy around with some future plotting. My friend (and fellow writer) Chicki Brown sent this cool website to check out to find a job for your character:
Career.

What a great idea!

Aren't you tired of the same old same old job you read about in books?

Policemen. Detectives. Bleh.
The vague "Corporate Executive". Snore.
I see Firefighters are big right now, but... eh.

Inspired to have my main character do something "different", I even went to the library and got a book called Cool Careers for Dummies. Needless to say, the book is pretty... cool.

Wow, I wish they had this when I went to college.

Instead of a pharmacist, I could have ended up... a Personal organizer? Oooh! That sounds SO me.
Or...hello, what do we have here, a Food scientist? Yes! Or a Flavorist. Now, that's for me. (Especially with my enhanced taste buds)

Anyway, I'm going to continue looking through this great book and dream about what I could have been doing if only I had done a little more research.

Besides author and/or mother, what profession could you see yourself doing?

PS:
Have a great a weekend!!

Thursday, March 15, 2007

And then there was 11...

IN THE NEWS: According to World magazine, "The largest documented colossal squid is finally out of the waters. Fishermen off the coast of New Zealand pulled in what most believe is the largest squid ever captured." The colossal squid weighed in at 990 pounds and is believed to be the world's largest invertebrate.
(Am I the only geek who found this interesting?)

Anyhew, enough squid. Let's talk IDOL...

Poor Brandon. Why not Sanjaya? Why not Sanjaya? WHY NOT Sanjaya?

Oh well. What's another week, right?

I have to say that although I wanted Sanjaya off (did I mention that?), my voting plan seemed to have worked. I know because I voted for everyone, except 4 people. I won't say who, but three of them were in the bottom three. Keep in mind this voting method I concocted is still in the new theory stage. So we'll see if it works next week.

I must confess something, though. Haley got my vote. What? Yes, she grew on me. I'm glad she wasn't voted off the show now. Uh-oh. Did I really write that? Yes. I did. What can I say? I liked her personality Tuesday night and, well, she CAN sing.

So there.

What do you think? Was it a fair bottom three?

(And more importantly, did you vote?)

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

More Fun than a Toothache

MENTAL STATUS: "Better". I still have jaw pain here and there and headaches from the tooth that's been the bane of my existence, but I'm hanging in there until the 26th.

Yes, I'm doing better. I even managed to write a little. (After I was finished sulking)

After a friend of mine saw my blog yesterday, he thought I sounded depressed. Did I? Ooops. I guess I did. Sorry to be Captain Bring Down for everybody.

So he sent me this to cheer me up: ABBA song.

It worked!

I have to admit I really smiled when I saw this--and at the same time questioned whatever I had seen and liked about that group. But hey, I was young and their "Greatest Hits" cassette was my first to own.

Even so, I had never heard of this song before. (Fortunately) But I think the words capture the profound meaning of this world and how we should be living it. Not.

Anyway, enjoy. I did.

(Thanks, Ed)

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Teeth: What a pain (literally)

IN THE NEWS: According to World Magazine, "A bus security camera late last month caught what was almost a harrowing scene. After Springfield, MO., bus driver Chris Leslie pulled up to a bus stop and opened the door, a 3 year-old girl said, "bye," stepped off the bus and walked into heavy traffic as her mother was occupied with another child in a stroller. Leslie then raced out the door and grabbed her just as a car made a rapid stop right in front of them." Leslie won the city's Driver of the Year Award last year.
(Whew! Oh, man. I couldn't imagine if I had been that mother.)

Well, I have bad news and bad news. What do you want first?

First, the bad news. I need to get my tooth extracted (or pulled). Now, the bad news. I have to put off getting pregnant. AGAIN. At this rate, I'm going to have a 27 year span between children. (If I can get pregnant again) But that's another story.

I'm very frustrated, mostly at my teeth right now. I brush sometimes THREE times a day, I floss like 4 times a week, and I still feel like Norm from Cheers whenever I enter my dentist office. Nothing personal against my dentist. He's a great guy. Nice as anything. Good conversationalist. He can't help it if he picked the most vile career on the planet.

Now my hubby brushes TWO times a day, flosses TWICE A YEAR (only by his dentist), and has never had a root canal and I think only has maybe one filling. (Not sure about that, but it's something ridiculous)

Oh, and can I gripe about how expensive teeth are? I'm ready to pull them all. Baby food isn't so bad. I have a food processor. I like pudding and mush. I could get used to that. I can just carry around dentures for picture purposes.

There's nothing more to add. So, I'm going to pop some ibuprofen and sulk. Maybe I'll write and do something productive.

What kind of teeth do you have? Perfect like the hubby's or a bones and calcium rotting on gums like mine?

Monday, March 12, 2007

What happened, Amercia??

MENTAL STATUS: "Apprehensive". I have yet ANOTHER dentist appointment scheduled today. This is a new dentist that might be doing an extraction and an implant. And now I'm so worried about this appointment that I'm beginning to think I feel pain in other teeth.
(I know. I'm a mess)

Now back to our regularly scheduled talk... the top 12 of American Idol.

What happened, America? Sabrina out and Haley in? Jared out and Sanjaya in? Life doesn't make sense anymore. And I know I'm not alone in this thinking, since I can't seem to get away from this talk no matter where I am. So by all means, let's analyze...

Okay. I missed the voting for the guys, so I can't complain too much. But I will say this: I had high hopes for Sundance (voted off). When he first auditioned, I was blown away. Then he got all "pitchy-weird song-hairspray in the goatee-too much eyeliner" on me. So maybe America felt the same way.
I liked Sanjaya in the beginning, too. The brother-sister thing was sweet. The soft spoken shy act was sweet. Then something happened. Was it the weird old man hat and the hula dancing? I'm not sure. But whenever I see him now, I think Michael Jackson-- the latter years. Oh well.
The word on FOX News is that Sanjaya is a big hit with the girls. How old are these girls, anyway? And, more importantly, are they tone-deaf?

Now, I did vote (yes, I really did) on the girls night. So what if my reasons for voting may not have been purely virtuous. I had no other choice. I was going to scream if I had to hear Antonella butcher one more song. It called me into action.

I thought I had the perfect plan. I'd vote for the girl who deserved to be there but maybe wouldn't get enough votes to stay, AKA Gina. So, with the help of the redial feature of my phone, I voted for her about 4 times then eventually couldn't get through anymore. After that, I voted for my favorites (Lakisha and Melinda) to ensure they'd move on. All in all, it took me about 3 minutes of my time. Not bad. I'd figure my votes for Gina would cancel any votes Antonella would get if people thought exactly as I had. Genius, wasn't it?
Well, Antonella was voted off (and why did she seem so truly shocked?), but there was a small flaw in my plan.

I didn't think about the second girl who would be voted off. I just figured if I could somehow get Antonella off the show, America would take care of the rest.

WRONG. Wrong. Wrong.

Okay. I'm calmer now. Lesson learned. A new plan has been devised. I'm thinking I might have to vote for everyone BUT the person I want voted off to ensure success. It might take 5 minutes of my time, but I think it could work.

Yes, you may say I need to get a life. But I say I'm doing my duty as an avid American Idol watcher and exercising my right to vote come Tuesday night.

Will you?

Friday, March 9, 2007

No more vacation pics, please!!!

IN THE NEWS: According to Fox News and the Associated Press, "Attempts to do a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the "Jackass" movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire. Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court. Witnesses told police that Anderson, who was drunk, volunteered to do the stunt Sunday after watching the movie."
(Um, these people can vote)


Lucky you! This is the last blog of our Disney vacation. Oh, there, there. We'll go on another vacation soon enough. How does May sound?

Anyhew... we spent the the final day in Animal Kingdom. We only had 4 hours before we had to leave and get to the airport, so we didn't see everything I wanted. But we did a pretty good job. Um, again thanks to my planning **cough cough**

The first thing we did was the Kilimanjaro Safaris. It's an animal sightseeing tour in a wide open vehicle. (Like the one below)

Alas, it was a quick and bumpy ride, so every time we saw an animal and wanted to take its picture, it came out like this: (I believe it's the left hand side of the vehicle)

DinoLand USA: Lots of dinosaurs and dinosaur activities, in a retro kind of look.



These are pics from from the ONE show we caught: The Festival of the Lion King. Great show with lots of gymnasts, singers, dancers, fire, characters, etc.. (I heard it's the best show there)


Well, you made it through all the pictures. Give yourself a pat on the back and your glazed over eyes a good rub. You can take it easy until next week, when we talk American Idol and who made it to the top 12. (Grrrr.)
Have a great weekend!

Thursday, March 8, 2007

Where am I? (again)

MENTAL STATUS: "Alert and ready to go". Wow. I must have had a good night's sleep. Maybe because of all that snow shoveling I did. And I wrote a little yesterday (Oh, happy days!) and even managed to do quite a bit of reading for my critique partners.


So, where am I?

I'm over at the Passionate Critters blog! (Talking about reading pet peeves.)

If you have any, come on over and join me.

Wednesday, March 7, 2007

A Little Blogger Sorbet

IN THE NEWS: According to World Magazine, "A New Zealand tree trimmer only thought he was out of peril. After he spent more than an hour and a half trapped high in a pine tree after having his leg broken by a wayward limb, paramedics in a rescue helicopter were finally able to lift him out of the tree. But as the copter tried to swing him out of the forest, it dragged the man through another tree, adding cuts and bruises to his injuries."
(The FIRST thing that went through my mind was a Simpson's episode. In fact, this one. Especially toward the end.)

Well, I'm interrupting all my splendid vacations pictures and recaps to announce some good news. No, I didn't say GREAT news--that would have been my blogger title--but some good news to me, anyway.

Last month the library in our town announced a $2.7 million expansion.

Oh. You don't think this is something to get excited about? But it is. You see, I LOVE my library!

I hang out there mostly because they have such great children's programs (puppet shows, crafts, story time). My daughter loves it too, and whenever we go there we cannot leave without at least one book and video in hand. They also have a great selection of books for adults. And if they don't have what I'm looking for, the librarians are always order and get it for me within days. Super service!

This expansion plan will increase space by 8,000 square feet, include several more meeting rooms (one room will have theater seating like a college lecture hall), more computers (I hope that includes preschool/children's computers) and a coffee bar!

**Sigh**

I cannot wait for the day I can bring my laptop to the library, do some writing and drink coffee. It sounds like heaven on earth.

Do you have something like that in your town?

Tuesday, March 6, 2007

MGM (day 4)

MENTAL STATUS: "Happy" despite poor sleep. Woke myself up around 4AM due to dreams of giant spiders and small snakes. But I did do some writing yesterday. The daughter is getting over her cold. We have more cupcakes in the house. So, life is good.

Where was I? Oh yeah. MGM Studios:

We did pretty tame things there. So no Tower of Tower ride or Rock 'n' Roller Coaster starring Aerosmith for us (namely, me). But we did catch A LOT of shows. By the end of the day my daughter was pretty much "showed out". Luckily, she had a little recharging at the Playhouse Disney Live on Stage show to make it to the Fantasmic show.

THE best show at MGM!!!

And one we would have never saw if it hadn't been for my stubborn four-year old. She had been helping me "read" the map that day and every time we sat down somewhere she'd point to where the Fantasmic show was and ask me about it. (On the map you see Mickey, fire, lights and a dragon, so naturally it intrigued her)

Even at the end of the day when we were all dragging, she still insisted we see that show--knowing nothing about it. Even my mother-in-law could not cleverly try to persuade her to change her mind by offering to buy her something instead. My daughter said, "I don't want to look at a store. I want to see the show." (This really cracked me up. What kid turns down a toy to see a show? And she loves to shop.)

To quote a line from the Terminator movie, "It can't be reasoned with. It can't be bargained with. And it absolutely will not stop."

That's my girl.

Well, I'm glad she was so stubborn, because I really loved this show. I was afraid it would be a little scary for her (this show is NOT for 3 and under) but she really enjoyed it too. We also had a lovely dinner at the Brown Derby courtesy of my in-laws, so all in all, it was a great day.

Here are some more pics.


This is from the Car Stunt show.


This person (or rather woman) was actually on fire. It's hard to see. She had some sort of gel on her suit which is what actually burned.


These pics are from the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular. (I noticed a trend of fire, water and lights for practically all the MGM shows.)





Ah. Something tame again. Pics from the Beauty and the Beast Show. (We had great seats)

Whew! Another vacation day gone by. Trust me, we're almost done here.
Now it's off to story time at the library and hopefully I can get some critiquing done for my critique partners.
Have a great day!

Monday, March 5, 2007

More Magic Kingdom Talk (day 3 & 5)

IN THE NEWS: According to World Magazine, "One Scottsdale, Ariz., middle school shut down after a student reported seeing Batman run across campus, jump a fence, and disappear into the desert. As a result, school officals put three local schools on lock-down and police helicopters tried in vain to find whatever the student saw."
I like how they started the article: "Holy Overreaction, Batman!")



Ah. Now, back to the highlights of our vacation.

If this is boring you...tough. This is my blog.

This picture is hubby, spawn and the mother-in-law in the teacups.

This is the boat we took for the Jungle Cruise ride. I remembered this ride from when I was a child at Disney. (It hasn't changed much) This is also the place where we were briefly standing in line and the mother-in-law turns to us and says, "Boy, did that guy just check Jennifer out." Of course, my reaction was, "Huh? Who? What? Where?"
Which proves three things:
1) My mother-in-law is much more observant than I am.
2) Married men still check out other married women. (Shame on you!)
3) And after being married with child...I've still got it! Woo-hoo!





This was my daughter's favorite roller coaster--and one even I could handle. This was also the one where my daughter cried after the 3 second ride only went around the small track ONCE. (Definitely not worth the wait. And if I was four, I would have cried too.)

This pic is the Stepmother and sisters from Cinderella. My daughter tried to get their autograph but they didn't stick around long enough, which only prompted her to not like them EVEN more!


Well, that's all for today. Going to get my rear in gear and do a little writing. I'm posting the "Do Not Disturb" sign on my forehead. (Not that my daughter can read) We'll see what happens anyway.
Who else is writing today?

Saturday, March 3, 2007

WDW day 2 (Magic Kingdom)

MENTAL STATUS: "Pumped-up". Just got the call that my new garbage disposal is about 30 minutes from being installed. Yay! (Water has not been draining properly so I've been washing dishes in the powder room sink) Yeah. I know. I almost felt a little like Kramer from Seinfeld when he started washing dishes and food in the shower. But on the plus side, the hubby took us out for breakfast and is already committed to buying me dinner tonight too.
Again, yay!


So I think I mentioned how I had planned out our day with all the research I did. In fact, I had it done to an exact science of what rides to hit first before a certain time--and by doing that we avoided long waits and were able to ride the rides a few times before the crowds set in.

This is the Snow White ride. (My daughter's favorite princess) I was afraid it was going to be too scary for her. But she looked up at me and said, "Mommy, why would I be scared? It's just pretend." **sigh** She's growing up so fast.


For this Snow White picture we stood in line 40 minutes. That's right 40 minutes!! The only time we had to wait for anything.


These pics are from the outside show in front of Cinderella's Castle. I have to admit, even I got excited when the princesses came out. (We weren't expecting them)



Picture with Ariel: (I assured my hubby her "clam shells" were not real)




This is from "Story time with Belle" (um, MY favorite princess) I like her because she's book smart.



This is the very first picture--and unfortunately not the last picture of Cinderella's castle we took. It's so pretty that when you're there you don't realize until you're home that you've taken over fifty pictures of it from all angles.



Well, I won't BORE you with any more--of Magic Kingdom. That is, until Monday. (HA!!)
Have a great weekend!

Thursday, March 1, 2007

Walt Disney Trip day one

IN THE NEWS: According to World Magazine, "Thirsty NASCAR fans were left high and dry during an in-flight mishap on AirTran flight from Balitmore to Daytona Beach, Fla., leading up to the Daytona 500 race. The problem? AirTran underestimated their NASCAR fan customers and failed to bring enough beer for the morning flight. 'Then they ran out of vodka, too,' said Andy Dawson, who like other customers began imbibing soon after the plane took off at 8 AM."
(Whoa. Those people like to party.)


Well, back to the highlights of our DISNEY trip...

We actually didn't make it into Epcot until around 4PM because we had to check in at our condo and get our bearings some. So we didn't get to see everything we wanted. Which was probably for the best, because our 4 year old companion would have been bored to tears. Oh. And I forgot my camera anyway. I left it still packed in my suitcase. (Hubby wasn't pleased, to say the least) But it was the only time I really dropped the ball on this trip.

Anyhew, onward and upward...

I wanted to go on the ride, Soarin', but because it was late in the day, all the Fast Passes were given out and the stand in wait time was 100 minutes. Uh, no thanks. Catch ya next vacation.

So the very first ride we all went on (did I mention this was my daughter's first time in Disney?) was The Seas with Nemo and Friends. My daughter immediately got off the ride and said, "Wow, that was a really cool ride." (Actually, it was extremely tame, but to her little impressionable eyes I bet it was pretty cool.)

Then we went to see a show Turtle Talk with Crush (From Finding Nemo) Very neat! It's like a cartoon but you can ask him questions and he talks back. The only problem was I had never seen Finding Nemo, so I was ill prepared for how annoying the word "Dude" could become.

My daughter really liked The Land ride for some odd reason. Maybe it was the nine pound lemons or the cinderella pumpkins. I'm not sure. It explained how people in different countries were using different resources to provide food for their own country and others. I kept waiting for the announcer to say, "In North Korea, we are our learning to raise giant rabbits to feed our starving people."

Funny how that never made it in. But I digress...

Aside from a few other rides I can't recall at the moment and a walk through some of the countries, that was it for Epcot. Around 6:30PM my daughter looked up at us and announced she was tired and wanted to get her rest to meet the princesses tomorrow. Me and the hubby just shook our heads then proceeded to head back to our car. What can I say? The little one is very sensible. It was just as well. I was tired too.

Tomorrow we'll get to the good stuff and talk Magic Kingdom.

(I remembered my camera that time.)

Scimitar's Edge by Marvin Olasky

MENTAL STATUS: "Hyper". I've been buzzing around trying to get things done--going through mail/e-mail, shopping, cleaning and laundry. My mind is on over-drive now.

Well, it's the first of the month, so that means we have to interrupt all my "exciting" stories about Walt Disney World and talk books.

As a member of Fiction in Rather Short Takes, I'm posting an interview with the author, Marvin Olasky and the first chapter of his book, Scimitar's Edge.

Here goes...

Stepping away from his roles as professor, historian, and creator of "compassionate conservatism," Marvin Olasky, editor-in-chief of WORLD Magazine has penned an edge-of-your-seat novel that educates as well as it informs. SCIMITAR'S EDGE is the story of four unique Americans on a journey that takes them to a world of great beauty and great danger. Olasky uses his vast knowledge of the culture to pen a tale about the War on Terror that is so realistic it might have been taken from today's headlines.




A FEW QUESTIONS WITH MARVIN OLASKY
AUTHOR OF SCIMITAR'S EDGE
1. What's the book about?
At its basic level it's about Americans who go to Turkey for a vacation -- I spent a month there two years ago -- and are kidnapped by Turkish Hezbollah; the question then is how to get away and whether to forget about the whole thing or attempt to fight back. In another sense Scimitar's Edge is about America and the war against terrorism: Now that it's almost five years since 9/11 many of us almost seem to be on vacation again, but the terrorists are not.


2. You're a journalist and professor by trade, with about 18 non-fiction books in your past. What led you to turn to fiction?Largely fun. In one sense I was playing SIM Turkey: Drop four people into a harsh foreign environment, give them action and adventure, build a romance … I grew to like the characters and wanted to see what they would do. I also enjoyed the challenge: I've written lots of nonfiction books and know how to do that, but this was all new.


3. Is your research for fiction different from your nonfiction research?The trunk is common - as I traveled through Turkey I took notes on geography, food, customs, and so forth - but the branches differ. My nonfiction research emphasizes accuracy concerning what has happened; for example, every quotation has to be exactly what a person said. In fiction, though, I'm inventing dialogue, yet everything that happens has to be true to the characters and the situation.


4. What's been the feedback from your fans since your switch to fiction?Oh, are there fans? Actually, I've gotten excellent reactions from many of the folks who like my nonfiction. A few worry about sexual allusions - one of the characters is a serial adulterer and two of the others, as they fall in love, encounter sexual tension. Scimitar's Edge is also an action/adventure novel so there's some shooting, and one of the main characters is a terrorist who relishes lopping off heads. So anyone who wants a sugary book should look elsewhere.

5. You also include some descriptions of what's been called ”the forgotten holocaust” a century ago, and explain some Turkish history.
Turkey was the proving ground for the first sustained governmental attempt at genocide, as Turks killed over one million Armenians and sent many to concentration camps; Hitler admired that effort. But Turkey has often been a central player in world affairs, not a backwater. Nearly two millennia ago Turkey became a Christian stronghold: The seven churches John addresses in the book of Revelation, for example, were in what is now Western Turkey. Going back one millennium, what is now Turkey was the front line for a clash of Christian and Muslim cultures.


6. I know you wrote your doctoral dissertation about film and politics from the 1930s through the 1960s, a time when Westerns were one of the dominant genres, and I see certain Western-like elements in this book.
Westerns came in about seven different varieties, and one of them was called the “revenge Western,” where a bad man has killed a beloved person and the hero heads out to bring him to justice. In nuanced Westerns the hero at various points asks himself whether his end justifies his means and whether it's worth giving up a lot to carry out what he planned. An internal struggle of that sort occurs in this book as well.


7. Scimitar's Edge is an unusual novel that combines action against terrorists with quotations from Walker Percy. In fact, the book ends with an allusion to one of Percy's most enduring characters, Will Barrett. Were you consciously trying to walk a knife-edge between high-brow and low-brow culture?Not consciously; that's just where I am myself. Since evangelicals are sometimes disparaged as dumb, some press to show we're not by tossing around Latin phrases or going to opera rather than popular movies -- not that there's anything wrong with opera, as long as there's a car chase within the first five minutes. To me it comes down to enjoying the pleasures God gives us, including those from both popular culture and literary culture.


8. Are you planning a sequel?
When I talk with students about careers we discuss the importance of both internal calling and external calling - do you feel God's pleasure as you do something, and do other people think you're good at it? I feel the internal call to write more novels; I'm trying to discern the external call from readers.


Author's bio:
Dr. Olasky is editor-in-chief of World Magazine, a senior fellow of the Acton Institute, and a professor at the University of Texas at Austin. He and his wife Susan have been married for 30 years and have four sons. He has written 17 non-fiction books and has also started (with several others) a Christian school; he has been a crisis pregnancy center chairman, a foster parent, a Little League assistant coach, a PTA president, and an informal advisor to George W. Bush. He is a graduate of Yale University and the University of Michigan.
###
SCIMITAR’S EDGE
BY MARVIN OLASKY

Note: All present-day characters are fictional except for the
media and political personalities in chapter sixteen and one
character in chapter twenty-one: There really is a Metropolitan
Ozmen at the Deur-ul Zaferan Monastery near the Turkish-
Syrian border.
Descriptions of historical characters are factual. Suleyman
Mahmudi did build Castle Hosap in southeastern Turkey in
1643.
The chess game in chapter fourteen derives from one played
by Gustav Richard Neumann and Adolf Anderssen in Berlin in
1864, but then it was not a matter of life or death.


PROLOGUE
Zeliha Kuris sat in her living room in Konya, scarcely believing
what she was watching on TRT1, the major government-run
channel in Turkey. The second of the twin towers of New York
was crumpling. She cried, thinking of the horrible way so many
were dying. Then came a knock on her door.


She peered out cautiously. Ever since her last book, threats
from Hezbollah terrorists had come as fast as the sewage ran after
heavy rains. One fatwa against her read, “She has confused and
poisoned Muslims with her Western ideas. She deserves death.”
But it was only a man, Trafik Kurban, whose ailing mother
she had helped. They had met in the room at the hospital where
the old woman was dying of lung cancer. Trafik’s hollow cheeks
and chain-smoking habits made generational continuity likely,
but he had seemed friendly enough as he joked about his favorite
American film, The Wizard of Oz. Zeliha opened the door to
him.


“I have a present for you in my car,” he said, taking her
hand in his own—it was sticky soft—and pointing to a white
Mitsubishi that sat at the curb. “You showed yourself a true
daughter of Turkey during my mother’s duress, and I want to
thank you.”


Zeliha looked up and down the street but saw no danger
signs. She smiled and followed him to the vehicle. Trafik reached
in, pulled out a three-foot-tall scarecrow stuffed with straw, and
handed it to her. She gave it a puzzled look before smiling and
saying, “It’s lovely.”


Then Trafik stuck a needle into her arm and shoved her into
the car.


She came to in a dank basement. At first all she could sense
was the overpowering smell of onions. The odor hung in the air
and left her struggling for breath. Her hands were bound behind
her back, her legs tethered to a pillar. All was quiet, but then she
heard movement and conversation on the floor above.


She strained to catch what was being said. A man with a
booming voice. He sounded joyous. “Passed the initiation . . .
Trafik, one of us . . . member of Hezbollah.”


Hezbollah! So Trafik was not just a petty criminal. Hezbollah!
Instantly she knew what would happen though her tormentors
made her wait. She lost track of the time and must have dozed
because when she awoke her throat was parched and a glass of
water sat just beyond her reach.


She often heard the man with the loud, harsh voice talking
and then laughing outside the door. When the door opened,
the smell of fresh bread wafted into the room. Only when her
mouth was as dry as Saudi sand and her stomach cramped from
hunger did the loud man enter. Even then he was patient, standing
for a time just staring at her.


Finally he leaned close, smelling of garlic, his thick black
mustache tickling her check. Spit from his mouth sprayed her
face. “You wanted to be Turkey’s Salman Rushdie or Taslima
Nasrin, eh? They deserve to die, and you will.”


On the first day he beat her. On the second day he dripped
burning nylon on her, all the time complaining that he had to
use primitive torture devices because her Western allies kept
him from getting modern electroshock devices. He demanded
information about the members of her conspiracy. She explained
that there was no conspiracy, that she had only written
what was true. He became furious.


Upstairs she could hear The Wizard of Oz playing nonstop,
with the Munchkins’ song turned up loud to cover up her
screams. She imagined Trafik was watching, and her one hope
was that he would come to see her so she could ask him how he
felt betraying the woman who had been his dying mother’s only
friend. Trafik did not descend, but she heard him chortle as the
Wicked Witch screamed, “I’m melting, melting.”


Finally he did stand in front of her, but instead of displaying
remorse he held a camera. As the loud man did his work, Trafik
silently recorded the ravages of torture. Summoning her remaining
strength, Zeliha spat at him. “How could you do this?” But
before he answered, if he answered, she lost consciousness and
never returned to life.


PART ONE
INNOCENTS ABROAD

CHAPTER ONE
Providence Community Church in South Philadelphia
was hosting its end-of-the-school-year rally. Five hundred
members of church youth groups from the Philadelphia and
Wilmington areas came to hear a hot rock band and enjoy a
cookout, with a skit about the danger of growing gang violence
sandwiched in between.


The band was hammering at high decibels in the low-lit
sanctuary. Teens stood on the pews, swaying and clapping to the
music. No one noticed a young man entering through the double
doors at the back. A white and blue bandanna covered his
head and an obscenity-laden T-shirt hung nearly to his knees,
still not far enough to reach the crotch of his baggy blue jeans.
His right arm was tattooed with spiderwebs, “laugh now,
cry later” clown faces, and the name “Luis.” His right hand held
a .38. Before a greeter could offer a welcome, Luis sent a bullet
through one guitar and another clanging into a microphone
stand.


As the band members froze in confusion, teens in the audience
laughed and applauded the clever opening to the skit. A third
bullet tore into the bass drum and sent the band members scurrying.
A lone voice yelled, “He’s shooting at us! Duck down!”
The skinny youth pastor, looking not much older than the
kids who packed the dark sanctuary, stood up and waved his
arms wildly. “This is not the gang skit. This is for real.” His voice
cracked, sending the crowd into fits of laughter. Suddenly his
left arm jerked wildly and a red stain spread over the sleeve of
his white shirt. “Get down in the pews!” he screamed.
Kids close to him began to yell and duck under their pews.
Those on the other side still thought they were part of an interactive
skit. “Paintball!” one boy yelled. ”Awesome!”


Luis was outraged. “Shut up! All of you just shut up! Enough
of this Jesus crap!”


One girl whispered, “Can he say that in church?” The boy
next to her shouted, “Wash your mouth out with soap!” His
friends gave him high fives.


The shooter turned and glowered at them, cursing in a combination
of Spanish and English, swinging the gun from side
to side as he sidled away from the doors and snarled, “Where’s
Carlos?” He snapped off two shots, hitting a girl. She screamed,
moved her hand to her shoulder, looked at her red-stained fingers,
and screamed again: “He shot me!”


Her voice reflected shock and betrayal. That’s when panic
set in.
_
Across the parking lot in the church manse the old air conditioner
rat-a-tatted as Washington Post national security correspondent
Halop Bogikian finished his interview of pastor David
Carrillo, known for his work with gangs. This was an unusual
assignment for Hal, but reports of Al-Qaeda connections with a
Hispanic gang, Mara Salvatrucha—MS-13 for short—were surfacing;
and his editor thought he should learn about the gang
and the possibility that it could smuggle an atomic bomb across
the border.


The journalist and the pastor sat across from each other at a
round oak table in the book-lined study. Carrillo leaned back in
his chair, a smile playing around his lips. Hal thought the pastor
too relaxed, too comfortable in his own skin, so it was time
to pounce. Leaning forward, pen poised above his reporter’s
notebook, thin and wiry Hal searched the pastor’s face. “You’re
saying that hard-core gang members, even members of MS-13,
get religion and turn from their wicked ways?”


“I know you don’t believe it, but that’s what often happens.”
Hal shook his head as though dealing with an imaginative
six-year-old. “Church and state issues aside, why should anyone
believe that gang members will give up power—and what seems
to them an efficient way to get money—for God?”


Carrillo smiled. “I’m not expecting you to take my word for
it. A young man, Carlos, is waiting in the living room. He has a
remarkable story to tell you if you’ve got the time.”


Hal glanced at his watch. He wanted to get back on the road
to Washington. This whole trip to Philly had been a mistake,
proving once again that you couldn’t trust an editor to know
the elements of a decent story. He began to offer an excuse as he
capped his pen, but the pastor looked like a little kid who had
called him chicken. Hal removed the cap from his pen. “OK, I’ll
listen.”


Carrillo opened the door to the living room. “Hey, Carlos,
come on in.” A heavy-set boy with a bad case of acne shuffled
into the room, his pants dragging on the floor. His black hair
was slicked back from his face, and the beginning of a wispy
black goatee shaded his jaw. Though he was seventeen, his voice
cracked when he spoke: “Me and my friends joined a street gang
last year, La Mara Salvatrucha. Guys call it MS-13.”


Hal nodded, thinking, Here comes one more of those born-again
stories.


“A couple of weeks ago, a little after midnight, three of us
were standing near a 7-11, and some chicas cruised by, shouting
insults at us. Our leader, Luis, hurled a bottle at them, but they
kept going. Then a few minutes later we saw this big old Chevy
come by. Three guys from the South Side Locos with baseball
bats. They chased us into the projects.”


Hal thought, Might as well get some more human interest. He
began writing.


“Luis said, ’Let’s get our machetes and show them.’ Those
Locos saw us coming out and ran, man. It was funny. But one of
them tripped. The others kept going, so we caught him. I kicked
him a couple of times. But Luis said, ‘Let’s teach the Locos that
they can’t mess with MS-13.’”


Carlos was silent for a time. He pulled a chain out of his
pocket, which he twisted and twined between his fingers. The
faint roar of noise from the nearby highway continued. A car
backfired.


The pastor said, “Sounds like the concert is over. I’m not
hearing the bass.” Hal took another look at his watch and tried
not to let the kid see how impatient he was to be off.


Carlos started up again: “OK, I want to get this off my chest.
Luis started to nick that guy with his machete: hands, head, all
over. I tell you, Luis is more loco than the Locos. He covers his
whole body with MS-13 tattoos. But when he started to cut that
guy’s fingers off it was bad, real bad.”


Hal’s pen flew over the page of his notebook. He kicked himself
for not bringing a tape recorder. While he wrote, trying to
capture the cadence of the boy’s speech, he felt the first flutter
of excitement: This could be a good column, maybe even award
winning.


Across the table the boy’s voice stopped. Hal looked up from
his notebook and saw Carlos crying. “The guy was screaming.
I was screaming. Luis kept cutting. Left only the thumb. He
laughed and said the guy could hitch a ride home. That’s when
I decided I had to get out. My mom could tell something was
wrong. She nagged me nonstop and wouldn’t get off my back
until I came to talk to the preacher.”


Just then a young woman ran in. “Pastor, come quick.” Hal
took in bright hazel eyes, slender neck, soft shoulders, and a
name tag reading “Sally.” He had never seen anyone so lovely.
Then her words sank in: “Someone’s shooting in the sanctuary.
I’ve called 911.”


Carrillo jumped up and headed out the door to the church
building. Carlos’s face blanched. “Luis! It’s gotta be. He’s gonna
kill me.” He looked desperately for a place to hide. Sally bit her
upper lip. “Stay here. You’ll be safe.” She looked up at Hal as
though seeing him for the first time: “You stay with him.”


Hal said, “Can’t. I’m a reporter.” He grabbed his pad and
slammed through the front door toward his car. He heard Sally’s
scornful voice at his back: ”That figures. He wants to be first
with the story.” She gave Carlos a reassuring pat on the back
before following the pastor.


Carrillo entered the sanctuary through a side door and
surveyed the scene. Children cowered behind the pews as Luis
stalked back and forth, careful to stay away from doors and windows.
“I want that traitor! Where is Carlos?” he kept yelling.
Carrillo took a step into the sanctuary: “Put the gun down,
son. This is a house of God.”


Luis sneered and swore at him. Carrillo kept his voice even.


“You haven’t killed anyone,” he said, hoping it was true. “The
police will be here soon. It will be better for you if you put the
gun down.”


“Shut up! I don’t want more Jesus junk like the lies you told
Carlos. I should just shoot you and put you out of your misery.
Want to die?”


Carrillo said evenly, “You can shoot me if you want. I’m not
afraid to die. I know where I’m going.”


“Don’t give me any heaven stuff,” Luis screamed. “I can turn
this place into hell. My boys and me are gonna nuke the city.
And I’ll start with you.” He pulled the trigger, and Carrillo felt
a piercing pain on the right side of the chest. As he crumpled
to the floor, the shooter turned his gaze toward the front of the
sanctuary.


Suddenly a voice from the back demanded, “Drop your
weapon.”


Sally stood just outside the side door through which the
pastor had entered. With her foot she held the door open about
six inches. She could see Carrillo on the floor. The mystery
speaker was outside her line of vision. She strained to hear police
sirens.


Luis ran past the side door toward the back. She could hear
his heavy breathing and his heavy footfall on the tile floor. He
raised his gun and fired twice. Then Sally heard an answering
shot and the metallic sound of a gun being kicked across the
floor. She opened the door cautiously and saw Luis on the floor,
and a shadowy figure walking away.


With no time to puzzle over the identity of the second
shooter, Sally pushed open the door completely and crab-walked
to the pastor as he moaned and a rising chorus of cries filled the
sanctuary. Carrillo’s shirt was soaked with blood. Sally looked
vainly for something to use to staunch the bleeding, before
settling on her skirt. She unzipped it and slipped it off, then
bunched it up and pressed it into the wound.


She waited for the sirens. What’s taking so long? she thought.
She hadn’t prayed for a long time, but she did now, although it
was more of a complaint: God, how could you let this happen?
What’s the point?
_
As the first police cars fishtailed into the church parking lot,
followed by ambulances, Hal started up his Jetta, which he’d
parked on the street across from the manse. The hand that had
held the Colt .45 shook, and he wished that he still smoked. He
didn’t know if he’d killed Luis or not; he hoped not. Not knowing
whether he should stay, he asked himself what the penalty
was for a person with one shooting in his past using an unlicensed
gun to save lives. He decided not to stay and find out.


As Hal headed onto the highway, he called his editor, gave
him the outlines of the story, and said wire service reporters
would be there soon. Brushing off demands that he stay and
do the reporting, he used the sentence he had used many times
before: “If you don’t like it, fire me.” Sometimes editors had
complied.


He turned on the radio, scanning the stations until he
found a news-talk station where some caller was blathering
about delays at airport checkpoints. He was about to jab the
button again when he heard a special bulletin giving brief details
about the shooting. Then the soft voice of an eyewitness
identified as Sally Northaway was describing the pastor’s action
and telling a reporter, “I’ve never before seen bravery like
Reverend Carrillo’s.”


Hal scribbled “Sally” in his reporter’s notebook as he tried to
erase the memory of her scornful denunciation when he fled the
room. He flipped to another station: “A pastor is in critical condition,
and four others plus the accused gunman are wounded.
It would have been much worse except for the intervention of
an unidentified bystander.”


Hal honked as a Mercedes cut him off. He let a Ford Focus
get in front of him as they approached a tollbooth. He turned on
the CD player and listened to Patty Griffin’s melancholy voice:
There’s a war and a plague, smoke and disaster
Lions in the coliseum, screams of laughter,
Motherless children, a witness and a Bible,
Nothing but rain ahead, no chance for survival.


Hal let himself be lost in her misery and hellish visions, preferring
them to his own. Only when he reached the outskirts of
D.C. and saw out of the corner of his eye an IKEA store with a
sign proclaiming “Manager’s special. Swedish meat balls $5.68.
Comes with salad,” did he think about eating. He parked in a
huge lot, noting with irritation the SUVs surrounding him.
Hal entered the modern building and immediately felt himself
relax. Something about the white walls, cool wood floors,
and spare furniture always did that to him, though he didn’t
know why. Probably had to do with all the stories of human
abuse and torture he’d been forced to endure at his granddad’s
knee: IKEA represented cool detachment.


The cafeteria was nearly empty except for a couple drinking
coffee by the windows. Hal pointed at the meatballs and said,
“No gravy, please. Vegetables instead of potatoes.” He filled his
salad bowl with lettuce and added two cherry tomatoes. The
cashier rang it up: “$7.10.”


Hal waited a second and said, “Taxes aren’t that much, even
here in Maryland. The sign said $5.68.”


The cashier stared at him and replied, “That don’t include
the toppings on the salad.”


He stalked back to the salad bar and dumped the tomatoes
into their bin. He returned to the register: “How’s that?
$5.68?”


The cashier laughed. “Yes, sir.”


Hal took a table away from the windows and as far from the
register as he could get. He ate slowly, relishing the meatballs
and remembering how his grandparents had told him to chew
everything twice and hug every penny. Contemplating how
they had nearly starved as small children during the Armenian
holocaust that was a sidelight of World War I, he wiped his plate
clean, then drove to his apartment in a not-yet-gentrified building
east of Capitol Hill.


Outside his door, Hal took in the odor of urine that never
went away. One of the neighbor kids had left a couple of matchbox
cars in front of his door. He gave them a soft kick that
sent them rolling down the corridor. He unlocked his door and
stepped into the living room, which was largely filled by an
IKEA couch, its once-white cushions turned gray. A round pine
table covered with cigarette burns, stains, and words etched into
the soft surface by Hal’s too enthusiastic scribbling sat in front
of the room’s one window.


One wall was decorated with portraits of Armenian leaders
that he’d inherited from his dad. On the opposite wall an entertainment
center looked forlorn, with a twelve-inch television
in the space allocated for one much larger. A folder containing
photos taken of Hal with important politicians was nearly
buried beneath a stack of papers. He threw his rumpled blazer
onto the couch and flicked on the news. The church shooting
received some play, but his role merited only a brief mention at
the end: “Police are trying to pin down the identity of the hero
who prevented a mass killing today.”


He paced the room, thinking it crazy that he had a good
story but couldn’t write it and even had to hope that no one
would connect him with the shooting. Maybe it would be best
to get out of town for a while. He could use a vacation.
Hal spent the next hour jotting down notes for a presentation
he would make the next morning in response to a speech
from an academic crank—not just any crank but his freshman
roommate from Columbia sixteen years before. Finally, near
midnight, he flopped down on his mattress, which lay on the
floor next to wire baskets filled with clothes. He complimented
himself on his stoicism and lack of concern for material things.
But as he drifted uneasily off to sleep, he was asking himself
what he did care about.
_
Also at midnight Washington time—seven a.m. in Antakya,
Turkey, the city known in biblical times as Antioch—a man who
knew what he cared about convened a meeting in a terrorist safe
house to discuss his next move.


The man, Suleyman Hasan, had a Middle Eastern marquee
idol’s features—height, thick black mustache, and olive skin. His
lieutenant, Trafik Kurban, sat to the right, sucking furiously on a
cigarette and grimacing frequently, as if pressing salt on an open
wound. Mustafa Cavus, his well-muscled but potbellied special
agent, sat to Suleyman’s left in a molded plastic chair, wiping at his
nose with a gray handkerchief as he waited for the chief to speak.
Sitting in the back were Suleyman’s wife, Fatima, and a
friend of hers, Kazasina, along with four students: Gurcan Aktas
and Zubeyir Uruk from the University of Bosphorus in Istanbul,
Sulhaddin Timur from Dokuz Eylul University in Izmir, and
Fadil Bayancik from Mustafa Kemal University in Antakya.
The students all wore thick mustaches in imitation of
Suleyman as well as school insignia because their leader insisted
that his new insurgents have degrees. He had told them in his
loud, deep voice, “We do not want to be seen as ignorant and
poor people adopting terror out of desperation. We are poets
and chess players, not gunmen.”


Tonight Suleyman was so bored that he was soliciting suggestions:
“It would be wonderful to have a nuclear bomb, but
while we are waiting, what should we do?”


Mustafa and Trafik argued for what they knew how to engineer—
more bombings of synagogues and government buildings—
but Suleyman shot down that suggestion: “I’d like a vacation
from small-scale bombings. They’re the same old same old,
as my classmates at the University of Texas used to say. Interns,
what do you suggest?”


Sulhaddin perked up: “How about using poisonous gas on a
subway train?”


Suleyman shook his head, arguing that it was too random in its
effects: “We want to show the world that terror is not anarchy, that
we can be precise in dealing even with those who resist Allah.”
Gurkan had been weaned on violent videos: “Let’s take a
hostage and film his beheading.”


Suleyman stood up and began pacing: “That’s a good
thought. I haven’t kidnapped anyone for a couple of years. But
how do we rise above run-of-the-mill hostage-taking?”


The room was silent until Suleyman pulled from a bookcase
a small volume with yellowed pages. “I have an idea. I have studied
the work of my ancestor Abu’l-Hasan al-Mawardi, al-Ahkam
as-Sultaniyyah, peace be unto him. A brilliant scholar, he died
in Baghdad in 1058, but first he discoursed on how to treat
captured enemies. He gave four possible actions. The first of the
four is to put them to death by cutting their necks.”


“Yes, neck-cutting is good,” Mustafa said in his high, puffy
voice. “What are the others?”


“The emir also may enslave captives,” Suleyman recited, almost
seeming to go into a trance. “He may show favor to them
and pardon them. He may ransom them in exchange for goods
or prisoners.”


“That would be fun,” Fadil said. “We’d see the captives
squirm, competing for our favor.”


Suleyman stroked his mustache and agreed: “This could be
a pleasant vacation activity while our allies work on finding
nuclear materials. We could show the world that we act thoughtfully,
in accordance with our history.”


He paused in contemplation, and the room was again silent
until Suleyman clapped his hands and said, “Yes, let’s do it.
We may have to wait a while, but I would like to capture four
Americans vacationing in our country and use all four of my
ancestor’s options.”


“An elegant plan,” Mustafa exulted.


Suleyman spelled out the details: “We will cut the neck of
one captive. A second will be a woman to enslave so we can
repay the Americans for the way they treat women. A third
we will pardon, so that person will tell the world our story
along with one important detail: that we are ready to ransom a
fourth.”


“Brilliant,” Trafik coughed.


“Excellent,” Suleyman smiled. “We will do our scouting and
find the right group of four. We will all have a wonderful vacation.”